The day has come, when our little intern has climbed the corporate ladder all the way to the top.

Yesterday, I broke the blog. The following gauntlet was laid down:

Dan: oh wow
its really broken

me: fixitfixitfixit

if you fix it you can be a non intern

you have 24 hours
like in swordfish

—– 22 hours later ——-

Dan: TAKE AWAY INTERN
I FUCKING FIXED THE BLOG

I can’t argue with that; even if I am a dictator. The blogger formerly known as Intern Dan, will be known as Dan, henceforth. Don’t screw the pooch!