This is kind of long, but it made me laugh so much
me: ooh thats goodps i just ate a cheesy bacon onion tort
Becky: i think i can do it easily
that sounds wrong
me: that sounds retarded
i just ate a cheesy bacon onion tort
you said it
but it was real
and real delicious
Becky: where did it come from?
Becky: id rather have a big brownie
me: i was into cheesy
Becky: yeah i want rich chocolate
Becky: you are wrong
me: but it was so salty
me: and lightly toasty
Becky: oh nice
but it was a tort!
me: so i am right!
it is called tort
but maybe that is their matate
i’m gonna tort your face
so what are we thinking of?
me: no it is a tort!
Becky: dictionary.com says you are wrong
me: i knowww
it is a tort
but not dessert tort
Becky: tort is a civil wrong
me: but i got a receipe for torts
me: and it is not one part my fist and one part your face
i am in hysterics
Becky: i think we are thinking of a torte
apparently the opposite of a tort
the E is silent
me: you work for marthayou should know about torte