Chair Fail
OMG this is so funny I almost fell out of my chair.
ZOO DRILL!
The rhino is fake. FYI.
Cool embroidered shirts and some ass crack
someone should tell that guy there’s a fire in his pocket.
yay bees!
hehehe.
More here. This is becky’s find btws.
Thanks, dead husband! What a thoughtful gift!
So this is an actual product review on Amazon (found and commented on by one of Drew’s friends).
After trying the Keurig B60 coffee maker at a friends and raving about it, my dead husband surprised me with one just like it for Valentine’s Day. It has been 8-months and I am “in love” with with K-Cup machine…
Comments:
Henry S. Birdseye III says:
Did giving you the Keurig B60 coffee maker provide your husband with the closure he needed to return to the afterlife, or does his ghostly spirit still walk the earth, giving quality Keurig coffee makers to those he loved as a living person?
Jason Phillips says:
Just as one should never look a gift horse in the mouth, one should always beware of zombies bearing coffee makers. Even really fancy ones.
J Campbell says:
I’m still waiting for either Valentine’s or for my significant other to die so she can get me one. I can’t hurry up Valentine’s day, but let’s just say I’m working on the other…
pretty iron works – make me safe and pretty
these are awesome. they’re by Mine which is Kristina Kozak’s company in Williamsburg. She makes pretty beds and other stuff too.
this is pretty
RAWR I’M A LION
Everyone knows I love lion shit. Style Court had a great roundup of lion shit. Thanks for the lion shit.
did you know that’s what his wife looks like?
I mean, yeah, she’s pregnant. Like, maybe the most pregnant of anyone. ever.
get it.
via freewilliamsburg via gothamist:
And related, only because it involves the subway: A Free Williamsburg writer was on a L train (of course) with a woman was watching hardcore porn on her iPod and saying, “Oh, here we go, here we go, THERE YOU GO, GET IT, GET IT, OHhhhhhh Damn, let’s get a close-up, zoom in, wake up New York check this shit out, close-up New York City!!!”
almost as good as the time i saw a woman start trying to hit some dancing kids and telling them “i wish i had my knife.”
Cindy McCain’s four-day love affair with the color orange
I think the orange dress in the pic is cute but not age appropriate ( it would look better on me). See more.
these bike riders in traffic=no
edit (first post was too hasty): this will not embed (damn you vimeo). i guess that these guys are good bike riders, but they are idiots. if nora saw most them, she’d start yelling at them for not wearing helmets.
but the parts&labor song used in the video is good, so props for the music choice.
Vote Pepsi
You know what the Pepsi redesign reminds me of?
eh?
cute v. cute
they’re just playin…
More HERE
Thanks from our San Fran contributor- Nat!
Blogging Scholarship
I’m reluctant to post this because i kinda want to keep it to myself, but i’ve gots to be realistic- when would i ever sit down and apply for this? never. good luck reader with lots of time who happens to be in school and blogs…
From Gawker
Shut Up College
Because I’m a dork…
…and used to attend maya hieroglyph/epigraphy conferences and study the glyphs for fun more or less (though I was never quite as dedicated as my good friend david).
Mayanists for Obama- might be better than my pin that says “kittens for obama- meow for change in 2008″
Thanks Roganoff
oh yeah, you can buy that shirt HERE
Zombie turtles
Apparently this has made the rounds already, but it’s amazing.
All Emily has ever needed – night carafe
Too bad I already got Emily’s birthday present. She absolutely needs this:
Night CarafeThis set, including Carafe and Glass, is the work of a Japanese family-owned business that’s been producing glassware for generations. Made of blown glass, the Carafe has a spout for easy pouring and the Glass serves as a lid when stored on top of the Carafe. The Night Carafe may be intended for the bedside table, but its elegant presentation and functional design make it just as suitable for your office, study or dining area. Stands 7.5″ tall and holds up to 15oz of liquid.
wikiHow
Has anyone else ever visited this site? It can be very entraining/useless. Because you might be too old for dolls, but you’re never too old for faeries … learn how to turn a dollhouse into a faerie house.
shoe ‘rack’ for nora
Don’t know why but it seems like something you would post about/want….
From Crunch Gear blog
I’ve got a fair number of shoes and I try to keep them in the closet with the rest of my wardrobe, but we all know how that goes. If I had one of these things in my entryway I’d still kick them off, but now I’d be kicking them with a purpose. As you can see, the opposed brushes catch your shoes and suspends them, and I assume knock off any fluff they’ve accumulated. Unfortunately, good ideas like this stay in the boutiques for a while and cost a mint, in this case about €2000, or $2500.
Thanks Steve!
East Charlotte Tractor Parade!
This hippie blog reminds me of all the things I love about my hometown, such as the East Charlotte Tractor Parade (old or new – we love all tractors!).
You’re the shit girl…
dan called me out for having this video on my gchat status message earlier this week and now i can’t get this song out of my head
let’s free John McCain
This first piece – “Free John McCain” – is a satire about an alternate universe where McCain defects from the GOP and unleashes his inner liberal.
From HERE
Adam’s friend did this. I like how you can recognize all the locations, like Union Square and the escalator inside Philene’s Basement/ DSW on 14th Street. Well done!
another cat blog
The World Famous Random Kitten Generator
Do it when you’re feeling sad and need some kitteh in your life.
(this pic didn’t come from the blog- i just thought it was funny)
David Sedaris on Undecided Voters
“I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”
Spencer should not have a gun.
Hi, vote for gun control. Sweet Palin shirt, dude.
Ok, I’ll admit it.
She really is a high-fashion Alaskan and does look good for a woman in her 40s. But just like John McCain being hot once upon a time and not being able to lift his arms due to years of torture…it doesn’t mean she’d make a good VP or Pres. However, I like her tied jackets and how she “breaks up the suit” (something I’m really scared to try).
Looks like someone took my advice (I’m looking at you, Suri)
Posted on Celeb Baby Blog at 9:30 AM Wednesday morning:
Suri Cruise Gets a Haircut!
Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic
After a number of comments on her eye-grazing bangs, readers will be happy to see that Suri Cruise has received a trim! The tot, 2 ½, debuted a new haircut while stepping out with dad Tom Cruise on Tuesday evening in NYC.
See Suri’s style and check out the manes of other famous kids in our newest gallery, Celebrity Baby Hairstyles!
Polaroid lives…kind of
use this to polaroid-ize your pictures
it’s only available for macs, so sadly, I can’t use it. But someone else should polaroid-ize that awesome picture of McCain licking Barack’s butt at the debate.
Lily and SANDY RIVERS?!
Am I the last person to know that Alyson Hannigan is married to Alexis Denisof (aka SANDY RIVERS) in real life? I love this. They met on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also, she’s pregs. Time to play the game ‘can you tell she’s pregnant yet’ on HIMYM!
a little bit…of lykke li
Guess who played a sold out CMJ show with Micachu at Bowery tonight? Yeah….lykki li….
Here is a story for you- I met this girl on her first US tour about a year and a half ago on a Thursday night at Hiro ballroom. I was pretty drunk though and I mostly just remember going crazy and dancing on stage. My friend had to remind me about the cool girl I met, Lykke Li who opened for the headliner who I don’t even remember now. The point is that I’ve been listening to Little Bit for a while now and I’m glad that she is blowing up and on Victoria Secret commercials and whatnot. Though I am pissed that I couldn’t get into her show tonight….
Run, Suri, Run!!
Must got my bangs cut, Mom! It’s an EMERGENCY!!!
I’m serious: trim those bangs
Emily: I bet she has trouble learning
Nora: Why?
Emily: Because she can’t see and shit.
New favorite blog: Mid-Century Modernist
Yaaayy I like this blog. Good posts include:
Set design of past presidential debates
Great job, Mid-Century Modernist
Womanizer = Chuck Bass!
Liz, it’s all your favorite things! Also watch this Soup clip of Womanizer.. exercizer, sanitizer, energizer.
Dancing with the enemy
Great job, photoshop.
McCain face matate
This photo is really priceless.
The Boa Artist
So, I’m kind of obsessed with The Pick Up Artist. Sure, trying to get a girl to go home with you is skeevy.. but, Mystery is so hilarious and off-beat, I can’t NOT watch him dole out advice. It’s kind of like Beauty & the Geek minus the bimbos and plus a lot of piercings. There is a dude make-over episode right at the start of the season.. amaaazing! (Don’t worry Nora, I did not delete.)
So in the last episode.. the challenge winner won Mystery’s “special accessory” to help him in the club. Special accessory = black boa. Honestly, the poor kid is not only scared shitless to talk to girls, but now he has to do it with a BOA? I don’t care how drunk I am.. if a guy lays a boa on me in a club, I’m going to think he’s off the freakin reservation. Mystery should be loading these guys up with string cheese to hand out in the bar. I swear, that would do the trick. PS. This show is greatly entertaining.
Sally McKay’s cool gifs
Find more here
A MySpace Bulletin from Dr. Steve Brule
Of course Dr. Steve Brule is in my top 8 friends… read up on his big news:subject: I’M GETTING MARRIED!
“And mummy said it’d never be so.
So long, “Living on Your Lonesome.”
I’d like to announce that I asked one Miss Sarah Palin to marry me at a recent McCain-Palin campaign stop here in Penty and she said HELL YEAH. No, make that SHIT YEAH.
We took the Justy to the arcade and I showed her the difference between “Mortal Kombat” and we played air hockey. Things got a little frisky. I am starting to wonder what she’s gonna say when she finds out I’m a virgin.
Sometimes, when it’s just me and her, she calls me “First Dude” and I feel like so AWESOME. Sometimes we get all lost in our words and forget what we’re saying. And sometimes we just make stuff up so we can look all smart and words and fun and stuff.
And she totally gets the thing about eating ants cuz they’re made outta protein.”
Post-debate butt grab?
hehehe!
It’s MANTYHOSE season!!
Once you have discovered pantyhose – and liked it – you might not want to leave off wearing it anymore. It’s fun to experiment with all the colors and yarns and patterns and thickness of pantyhose – it’s fun to try out all the styles and to dress our legs in these materials.
Available at eMancipate.net. Let’s try out the new wordpress poll function!
