i think i have sent a few texts that could have made it on this blog...

Some examples:

(305): go do what you do best…puke behind churches

(813): Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick

(336): I just pynch a tree in the fac

(313): Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin god

(205): I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.