another gem from Dlisted.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/alb/621862265.html

Spoiler alert: the buffalo makes it

Woah.  I have to admit, I posted without actually watching the video first.. and shit, that is creepy!  I’m a little traumatized.. sorry, guys.

I can’t make this one work on Jezebel (thanks Liz), but desperately needed to see cats on treadmill.. so I found the above.  Love how the one thinks he’s running with front paws only on the ‘mill.

hahaha.. ok, here’s the original.

It’s the prototype for Meetza’s car. I found it on cuteoverload–that’s about right.

Ok, I’m not sure if this means she’ll do it forever.. but my pretty girl Meetzers brought me her mouse on a rope.. we played, I threw it across the room.. she brought it back!  Threw it again, same thing!  Ok, third time wasn’t the charm.. but two in a row!  Great job Meetz!  Now do this please:

If you’re jealous, here’s how to teach your cat to fetch. However, Meetza is a prodigy that needed no training. My favorite part, “Cats enjoy the time you spend with them and this extra fun game, which involves you as much as your cat, will create a bond that lasts forever.”

Cat shoes reminded me that I have always loved animals doing things they’re not supposed to do.. like things humans do.  I used to have pictures of cats in sunglasses drinking iced tea, and another pic of an elephant sitting on a tiny car.  Anyway.  Intern Dan says Meetza will be the laughing stock of Brooklyn if she gets shoes.   That is why Dan is an intern.  To be fair, he did have some other ideas..

Dan: get meetza roller skates!
then we can push her around
OR A SKATEBOARD
or a little car
VRRRROOOOOOOM

Did I find this photo or did I outsource it to the intern?  You’ll never know.

I really want these for Meetzers so we can take her on walks in our nabe.. (there is too much glass on the sidewalk otherwise).

This blog is called Museum of Kitschy Stitches. We should totally be reading this all the time.. It was up for a Webby. As if the pic above isn’t reason enough for you..

I’m sorry, but babies aren’t normally this fucking adorable:

And can I get and AMEN?? Lest we forget this gem:

I’m seriously. She’s the cutest baby in the universe.

i spent a bunch of time trying to post something else and it didnt work. so i found a picture of a thirsty horse. then posted this as a page instead of a post and got all confused. way to cooperate wordpress.

Watch these two videos. If you are like me, you will cry.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/02/sports/football/02vickdogs.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

http://www.dailypuppy.com/videos/vick-dogs/see-them-now

The end.

CatBoxing

i’m having trouble embedding vids today.. i’m lame

I sent this to Nora a while ago (before i became the intern) and she never posted it. So this is my first crap that i’m posting. There isnt much more to anything here than what’s in the title.

And here is a guy whos really good at the theremin:

Stephanie: I had a dream that I was playing with puppies that had autism

me: what do autistic puppies do?
 

Stephanie: they wouldn’t look me in the eyes!

Stephanie: they were still pretty cute.

This photo is taken from Steph’s dream journal.

Watch this now

Oh my god.. this is a little tempting.  Especially because I actually have experience in a) moderating user content b) cats c) a 3 person office and d) unconventional work hours.. I mean, how much does this sound like my job??

Moderators screen all submissions, moderate comments and help our users with the dangerous world of lolcats. This is a paid part-time (or possibly full-time position). Due to the nature of the site, moderators work non-standard office hours. You will be joining our team of 3 moderators in enjoying all the fun the Web can offer.

We’re looking for someone who lives in Seattle with a great sense of humor, a deep understanding and love of the Internets and a strong work ethic. Cat ownership is not required.

Crap, it’s in Seattle.  Application info here.. if you want to beat me to the punch.  Thanks to Dan for headhunting for ICHC.

Looks comfy.

If only Meetzers had one too!  I’ll put it on her Christmas list.. er Hanukkah list.

Thanks pops!

heeehehhehehhehe

A nice find by Nadia, via this blog

This is both inspiring and sick. I think he should just get a cart.

 Look at the wittle puggle! It’s name is Juliette. Anyway, this site popped up on my gmail today. How can a dog be Amish? And more importantly, aren’t the Amish not supposed to be using the internet to sell their goods?? And one more thing, puggles are kind of the cool new breed (they’re like the iPods of the dog world), so I’m suprised that the Amish are up on this shit.

It’s vegan strippers

Man Claims to Speak ‘Australian’ After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat   What is the best part of this story?

1. Wombat rape 
2.  Speaking Australian 
3. “Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose” 

That is a real lion!!  It is not stuffed. I want to snuggle it immediately.

This one would be nice. 

Cute Knut —–> Knut, the “publicity-addicted psycho”

Meetza plays fetch too!!  We’d get along so well!!!  Call me.  <3<3<3 

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1460868005/bctid1463215481

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1463233206/bctid1460784188

More odd animal friendships! 

Thanks, Dlisted.

cool slide show from NY Times