Amy Winehouse + Pete Dougherty + baby mice = really fucking scary. Blake Incarcerated isn’t going to be happy with this, I don’t think.

another gem from Dlisted.

If your contribution to legging design is built-in knee pads, what do you THINK we’re going to assume you’re doing?

PS- Don’t ruin Ugly Betty.  THANKS.

Why do they talk so slow and why don’t their mouths move?

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4663409&affil=wjla

And why can’t I figure out how to post videos?

This is what comes up first when you Google Image Search ‘coolest shit ever’.

This brilliant person decided to put nyc trash in sealed little cubes and sell as ’sculpture’ for $50 a pop. The dude claims they won’t rot or smell- AND you can get limited edition themed garbage cubes such as Republican National Convention trash and Yankee Stadium opening day trash. Mmmm. Why didn’t I think of this?

is anyone else excited about American Apparel selling their used shit online besides me?

Their ‘line’ or curated ebay collection or whatever is called California Select. The name is a little lame bit hopefully the clothes will be cooler.

Thanks Tessa for this one.

from The Smoking Gun

This picture cracks me up.  I hate flags and I hate the Hills and I hate those shorts, most of all.  I hope they’re at Heidiwood.

thanks GFY

This is why I love her..

from People.. “Winehouse, 24, was alleged to have headbutted a man outside of a bar who tried to hail her a taxi, according to a detailed account in The Sun. The article is accompanied by a slideshow sequence of photos which include one of the “Rehab” singer walking into a lamppost.”

I wish I had watched this in english class instead of Waiting for Godot.
Steve isn’t happy. Google. Google.

This is real.  It’s a kids book that helps kids understand why their moms got plastic surgery.  As a kid who had a hard time dealing with change, I can appreciate the idea.. but god that’s sick.  I needed the book “My beautiful Mommy with a perm” cause I cried when my beautiful mommy permed her hair once.. then again I cried when we got a new car, and new kitchen cabinets..  maybe I should start a series..

This disgusts me:

Teach your child that sitting in chairs is what people do. Bean bags are for hippies and lazies.

So this is called the American Comfort Quilt but I think it should really be called the What Can I Buy Today To Feel American? quilt. Makes me feel dirty inside.

Fug Madness is over, and FYI.. I may not have guessed the final four, but I picked the winner.  And, yes, I did follow the bracket even though I happened to be the only one participating that I knew.  Whatever, I guess that means I win my own pool.  Score!  Thanks Bai Ling!

It’s ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!

Best movie tagline EVER.  Thanks Dlisted, for drawing this to my attention.  I need to update my Myspace & Facebook “favorite movies” sections immediately.   I suggest you do the same.

Go for it, B. 

This is both inspiring and sick. I think he should just get a cart.

heehee and weird

Then put soap in your butt! All the time! Aaahhhhhhh

It’s vegan strippers

 How to dry wet books

Seems useful, no? Maybe more useful in college. Hey, remember when Sarah crashed on her bike and got snapple and broken glass everywhere? Aw, Sauce. That makes me laugh and worry at the same time.

I think this is for women who are trying too hard.

Are these hot or not? I can’t tell.

Jezebel explains the Apatow effect 

.. and explains my last relationship.  THANKS!

Thanks Dan

No, really, the design is called Nora. I’m not a huge fan of the ultra minimalist interior, but hey, it can use my name.

so ugly

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1460868005/bctid1463215481

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1463233206/bctid1460784188

from here. 

Dan’s buying this for Nora for her birthday. Surprise!

Oh, I guess it just says ‘Git-R-Dun.’

Hot mugshots.. via Perez, from Smoking Gun.

Balloon lost in the sky with diamond

Creepy gnome terrorizes some people

These hoodies look dumb.  Gawker and Dan think so, too.

NPR put together a gallery of wives of politicians after their spouses fucked up in major public ways..

Personally, I’d bounce.

Afghan boy survives knife in head via Neatorama 

it’s like a disgusting tongue rug