Crack is really bad for you
Amy Winehouse + Pete Dougherty + baby mice = really fucking scary. Blake Incarcerated isn’t going to be happy with this, I don’t think.
Hamsterdance
Dear Lindsay Lohan:

If your contribution to legging design is built-in knee pads, what do you THINK we’re going to assume you’re doing?
PS- Don’t ruin Ugly Betty. THANKS.
Look! Something shiny that I don’t like

Disturbing
Why do they talk so slow and why don’t their mouths move?
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4663409&affil=wjla
And why can’t I figure out how to post videos?
Coolest shit ever
This is what comes up first when you Google Image Search ‘coolest shit ever’.
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nyc trash as collectible?
This brilliant person decided to put nyc trash in sealed little cubes and sell as ’sculpture’ for $50 a pop. The dude claims they won’t rot or smell- AND you can get limited edition themed garbage cubes such as Republican National Convention trash and Yankee Stadium opening day trash. Mmmm. Why didn’t I think of this?

California Selectz
is anyone else excited about American Apparel selling their used shit online besides me?

Their ‘line’ or curated ebay collection or whatever is called California Select. The name is a little lame bit hopefully the clothes will be cooler.
my ride into the city felt like this today
Thanks Tessa for this one.
First time these hats came off in a WHILE

from The Smoking Gun
God Bless Americrap

This picture cracks me up. I hate flags and I hate the Hills and I hate those shorts, most of all. I hope they’re at Heidiwood.
Hi, from Wyclef

thanks GFY
Fat pets: Hedgehog edition
What kind of fuckery is this..
This is why I love her..

from People.. “Winehouse, 24, was alleged to have headbutted a man outside of a bar who tried to hail her a taxi, according to a detailed account in The Sun. The article is accompanied by a slideshow sequence of photos which include one of the “Rehab” singer walking into a lamppost.”

ew: anatomically correct shoes


Heh heh heh heh
I wish I had watched this in english class instead of Waiting for Godot.
Steve isn’t happy. Google. Google.
How to explain to your kid you got a boob job..
This is real. It’s a kids book that helps kids understand why their moms got plastic surgery. As a kid who had a hard time dealing with change, I can appreciate the idea.. but god that’s sick. I needed the book “My beautiful Mommy with a perm” cause I cried when my beautiful mommy permed her hair once.. then again I cried when we got a new car, and new kitchen cabinets.. maybe I should start a series..

Enjoy your Tuesday. Hope you’re not an artist!

non chair for lazy mothers
This disgusts me:

Teach your child that sitting in chairs is what people do. Bean bags are for hippies and lazies.
Comforting, or just corporate slut?

So this is called the American Comfort Quilt but I think it should really be called the What Can I Buy Today To Feel American? quilt. Makes me feel dirty inside.
What a kick in the pants

I’m the fugging winner!
Fug Madness is over, and FYI.. I may not have guessed the final four, but I picked the winner. And, yes, I did follow the bracket even though I happened to be the only one participating that I knew. Whatever, I guess that means I win my own pool. Score! Thanks Bai Ling!

If there’s one thing I hate more than Zombies..
It’s ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!
Best movie tagline EVER. Thanks Dlisted, for drawing this to my attention. I need to update my Myspace & Facebook “favorite movies” sections immediately. I suggest you do the same.
Benji Madden considers kickin P. Hilton in the head

Go for it, B.
Two Legged Dogs
This is both inspiring and sick. I think he should just get a cart.
Pac Man’s skull
heehee and weird


Do you put soap on your hands?
If there’s one thing I hate more than vegans…
FYI: how to dry a wet book
Seems useful, no? Maybe more useful in college. Hey, remember when Sarah crashed on her bike and got snapple and broken glass everywhere? Aw, Sauce. That makes me laugh and worry at the same time.
Surprise!

I think this is for women who are trying too hard.
DO NOT WANT EVER GROSS EW
Map clothes

Are these hot or not? I can’t tell.
If this isn’t a good enough reason to vote Democrat, I’m not sure what is
How to be happy: Date an ugly dude
That is one ugly watch
Thanks Dan
Nora house!
No, really, the design is called Nora. I’m not a huge fan of the ultra minimalist interior, but hey, it can use my name.

this is what a corpse kitchen looks like

so ugly
First clips of Britney on HIMYM
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1460868005/bctid1463215481
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1463233206/bctid1460784188
This is terrifying.

from here.
But what I really need is an armchair dress..

Dan’s buying this for Nora for her birthday. Surprise!
Does it say ‘dumbass’ on my forehead?
Scam I want to try
9021CROC

Don’t put your engagement ring in a balloon, moron
ew, never ever ever want to live here

Make sure you watch the video
What to wear while robbing a banks
These hoodies look dumb. Gawker and Dan think so, too.
Ha
Stand by your man.. gag me.
NPR put together a gallery of wives of politicians after their spouses fucked up in major public ways..
Personally, I’d bounce.
boy survives knife in head, causes nightmares with his xray
This is disgusting

it’s like a disgusting tongue rug







