Elizabeth: i need more chuck and less serena crying

PS - GG totally stressed me out this week.   I can’t deal with Dan and Serena drama right now, it’s heartbreaking.  

xoxo

If your contribution to legging design is built-in knee pads, what do you THINK we’re going to assume you’re doing?

PS- Don’t ruin Ugly Betty.  THANKS.

Can Barney wear those glasses all the time??

Gary Busey is amazing. 

Defamer brings up a new Lost Mystery

My vote is for island Jack.

Devin Berry’s mom is Brendo’s godmomma…
I suppose that makes them godbrothers.

I can’t even sit through a full episode because the fake conversation is just too awful.. and as Nora pointed out, the show is really just based on Lauren’s eyebrow raises. But, hey I guess it doesn’t take much to entertain McCain..

“Asked for a reaction to the news that he’d been endorsed by reality-soap bad girl Heidi Montag of “The Hills,” John McCain told Swampland: “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.”

Spencer for VP! ewwwwwwwwwww!

The Daily Show writers finish the seasons of other TV shows..

Lost
It turns out the island is actually a peninsula. Boy, are they embarrassed.

Heroes
The power to keep track of all the new heroes becomes way rarer than invisibility or time travel. Seeking to scrimp on budgets, NBC rolls out an entirely special-effects-free spinoff called Bystanders.

House
In order to prove a housewife’s flulike symptoms are actually a rare bronchial infection contracted from giraffe dung, House must kill and dissect the housewife. His colleagues protest this grave Hippocratic breach until—guess what? Turns out he was right about the giraffe-crap thing.

How I Met Your Mother
The show takes a dark and unexpected turn when Ted’s children are conceived, but then aborted.

Pushing Daisies
Attempting to revive his strike-threatened show, Ned decides to “touch himself.” Unfortunately, he enjoys it so much he touches himself again, killing the series for good.

Mad Men
Everyone on the show dies, just minutes before the surgeon general warns that a diet of martinis, Lucky Strikes, and hard-boiled eggs might not be the best idea.

CSI
In a case designed specifically to take advantage of the CSI unit’s skills, the cops must track down a serial killer who stabs his victims with knives made of frozen bodily fluids.

Cavemen
In a finale directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, the Geico-ad spinoff abandons broad comedy; instead, the prehistoric buddies face existential oblivion when a Christian Evangelist denies they ever existed. The final confrontation, in a disused bowling alley, has much to teach us about life in 21st-century America. Eat that, critics!

American Gladiators
In an embarrassing mix-up, Simon, Randy, and Paula tell Militia he will not be going to Hollywood. He kills them.

Discovery Channel Planet Earth
Some crazy fish things eat these weird plankton-y guys. Plus: HD crab fight!

Man vs. Wild
Wild wins. Werner Herzog advises America not to watch the final episode.

Rachael Ray
Rachael wraps a pretzel in a piece of bologna and calls it a “healthy 30-second snack.” TV executives reward her with another multimillion-dollar contract.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, So You Think You Can Dance, and Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
The shows end with the answers “Me,” “Not really,” and “Yes.”

Check out the post on Pop Candy

My theory is that Stella is going to be one of The Mother’s BFFs and that she’ll say “Oh weird! My friend just lost her yellow umbrella on St. Patty’s Day! YOU SHOULD MEET HER”

The End

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1460868005/bctid1463215481

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1463233206/bctid1460784188

I still am obsessed with it

Comedy Central offers a multi-faceted slate of projects in development from short-form and sketch/variety to animation and scripted narrative. One series has been greenlit and it debuts first quarter 2009:

• Krod Mandoon and The Flaming Sword of Fire - reluctant knight living in the medieval period is the only hope against the evil Dongalor.

Comedy Central has several pilots/presentations in the works (all titles are working titles):

• Untitled Snoop Dogg Animated Project - 30m animated comedy depicting Snoop Dogg as a 15-year old growing up during the 1980s in Long Beach, CA.
• Untitled Andy Richter Sketch Show - sketch show starring Andy Richter.
• America’s Biggest Idiot - weekly series hosted by Daniel Tosh where three guys compete against each other in a series of zany physical challenges to see who will take the most punishment.
• David Alan Grier’s Chocolate News - fake magazine show hosted by David Alan Grier focused on urban pop culture topics.
• Gay Robot - animated, scripted series with two 11-minute stories per episode about a gay robot voiced by Nick Swardson and his three friends living together after college. Produced by Happy Madison and Sony TV.
• The Scariest Show on Television - anthology series of hilarious scary stories and morality tales hosted Julius Darkshaft, played by Paul F. Tompkins.
• Search and Destroy - scavenger hunt consisting of two teams of comedians in New York City running through a series of challenges hosted by radio duo Opie & Anthony.
• Speed Freaks - scripted show about two small town losers who are being chased by a redneck mafia hit-man after they blow up a meth lab.

Other Comedy Central projects that are in script form or in development on paper include (all titles listed are working titles):

• Untitled Bobby Lee Project - narrative comedy starring Bobby Lee about living in a multicultural world.
• Gypsy Cab - animated series with two 11-minute stories per episode about the life of a rundown Gypsy Cab and his passengers who will be a different stand-up comedian.
• Michael and Michael Have Issues - sketch comedy from comedians Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter who have problems with each other, themselves and the world.
• Reality Bites - Comedy Central’s spoof on the reality genre where ten comedians compete to be the ultimate reality television star. Executive produced by 3 Ball Productions.

The network also has three specials planned:

• John Oliver: Terrifying Times on April 20 at 10p;
• Carlos Mencia: Performance Enhanced on May 18 at 10p; and
• Untitled Brian Regan Stand-up Special set for third quarter

cynopsis.com

We saw Tim Gunn! Can you believe after the elimination on Project Runway, everyone changes their clothes and then Heidi tells them their next challenge?  THEY ARE JUST PRETENDING IT’S THE NEXT DAY.   You’re blowing my mind, Bravo. 

Danity Kane = crap music I don’t live without.  You know you’re watching Making the Band too..Lets be honest, I just want to see Donny.  Close enough.

Fierce!