Every day I go to the bagel place and I wonder..
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Our favorite bagel place has literally 23 different kinds of cream cheese, look at the menu if you don’t believe me, (my favorite is olive), But.. WHY IS THERE NO CHOCOLATE CHIP CREAM CHEESE!?
Think about it. You can have chocolate chip pancakes, you can have strawberry cream cheese, you can have french toast with cream cheese filling, you can have chocolate chip muffins…
When it sweeps the nation, just remember, you read it here first. (If this has been invented already, plz let me know where I can get some.. or I’ll have to make it).
UPDATE: It DOES exist.. but only in Kentucky.
Dustin: YOU DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIP CREAM CHEESE?
me: what?
it exists?!
Dustin: are you serioussssssssssssss
its how we roll down here
me: kentucky has chocolate chip cream cheese?!
Dustin: fuck yesss
me: you are blowing my mind
is it as delicious as i think it will be
Dustin: its a little rich for mornings, but for late brunches it is superb
My heart exploded – CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON?!
I love Dan Savage for so many reasons. I have listened to every single episode of the Savage LoveCast.. and now: This is just the icing on the cake bacon.
