Benji Madden considers kickin P. Hilton in the head


Go for it, B. 

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March 31, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, FYI, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

Meetza’s soulmate

March 31, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, I can has animals, Videos. 1 comment.

Two Legged Dogs

This is both inspiring and sick. I think he should just get a cart.

March 31, 2008. Do not want, I can has animals, Not pretty, Steph. 1 comment.

Literary dealbreakers

Full article  here , from NYT: 
Some years ago, I was awakened early one morning by a phone call from a friend. She had just broken up with a boyfriend she still loved and was desperate to justify her decision. “Can you believe it!” she shouted into the phone. “He hadn’t even heard of Pushkin!” We’ve all been there. Or some of us have. Anyone who cares about books has at some point confronted the Pushkin problem: when a missed — or misguided — literary reference makes it chillingly clear that a romance is going nowhere fast. At least since Dante’s Paolo and Francesca fell in love over tales of Lancelot, literary taste has been a good shorthand for gauging compatibility. These days, thanks to social networking sites like Facebook andMySpace, listing your favorite books and authors is a crucial, if risky, part of self-branding. When it comes to online dating, even casual references can turn into deal breakers. Sussing out a date’s taste in books is “actually a pretty good way — as a sort of first pass — of getting a sense of someone,” said Anna Fels, a Manhattan psychiatrist and the author of “Necessary Dreams: Ambition in Women’s Changing Lives.” “It’s a bit of a Rorschach test.” To Fels (who happens to be married to the literary publisher and writer James Atlas), reading habits can be a rough indicator of other qualities. “It tells something about … their level of intellectual curiosity, what their style is,” Fels said. “It speaks to class, educational level.” 

Peter Arkle

 

 

March 30, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Crush, Emily. Leave a comment.

Spine lamp

I think this is cool

March 29, 2008. Nora, Pretty, Want. 2 comments.

Pac Man’s skull

heehee and weird

March 29, 2008. Nora, Not pretty, Pretty. Leave a comment.

Style over Speed

Spring is almost here. I am so excited to bike around brooklyn and wear skirts! I bought a pair of little heels for the sole purpose of wearing on my bike. Entirely stole my biking style from this blog.

bikerchick
This blog will make you want a bike real bad.

March 29, 2008. Tags: . Becko, Blogz, Fashiony, Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Look at this blog!

PhotoshopDisasters is exactly what it sounds like.

Mostly ad and magazine f*** ups. The cheap movie posters and celebrity photoshop problems are my favorites.

March 29, 2008. Add this to your calendar, Ads we like, Becko, Blogz. Leave a comment.

Drunk History feat. Michael Cera and Jack Black

Often quoted around the apartment, especially the part about how women didn’t know how to light a fire in the 1770s.


March 29, 2008. Becko, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

if emily needs to make heat on the go

that’s the nappak

March 29, 2008. Emily, Nora, Pretty. 2 comments.

another pretty background for you compy

March 29, 2008. Nora, Pretty. 2 comments.

adorable and look at that storage!

March 29, 2008. Nora, Want. Leave a comment.

Do you put soap on your hands?

Then put soap in your butt! All the time! Aaahhhhhhh

March 29, 2008. Ads we like, Do not want, FYI, Nora, Not pretty, Videos, World saving. 1 comment.

Need this chair

March 29, 2008. Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

2 great videos

Emily and I used to listen to this all the time at Exeter. Christ that’s a great music video.

And this is the new Snoop. My favorite part? The VCR retro effect at the beginning and the end.

March 29, 2008. Music, Nora, Pretty, Videos. Leave a comment.

Ah LOLVogue!

Oh Jezebel, you’re great.

March 29, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, Fashiony. Leave a comment.

Breaking news.. Vogue hates fatties

Great article by the Fug Girls for NY mag on Vogue’s “Shape” issue:

“It further unravels with a piece called “Figuring It Out,” featuring five women grappling with different body types. But rather than include even one who is moderately chubby — or even mildly bloated from last night’s pizza binge — they are instead: thin; tall and thin; short and thin; pregnant but still thin; and “curvy,” which in People-speak would mean Queen Latifah, but in Vogue translates as “thin with boobs.” And though a story on plus-sized singer/actress Jill Scott looks heartening at first, it’s actually a very ordinary shopping piece that could fit in any other Vogue if the editors felt like it; its placement in this issue makes it an oblique commentary on her waistline, as if they’re pretending not to notice while silently screaming, “SEE? We LOVE big people.”

Jezebel comments on the King Kong-ish cover here..

March 28, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, Fashiony, FYI. Leave a comment.

Anagrams of our names!

Pheasant Wine Men

Oral Sonny

Relaunch By Keg

Mailmen Orgy

make anagrams here

March 28, 2008. Tags: , . Becko, Emily, Nora, Steph. 2 comments.

Amish Puggles

Juliette

 Look at the wittle puggle! It’s name is Juliette. Anyway, this site popped up on my gmail today. How can a dog be Amish? And more importantly, aren’t the Amish not supposed to be using the internet to sell their goods?? And one more thing, puggles are kind of the cool new breed (they’re like the iPods of the dog world), so I’m suprised that the Amish are up on this shit.

March 28, 2008. I can has animals, Steph, Uncategorized, Want. 5 comments.

Heart to heart

heart-to-heart.jpg

From Jim, via The New Yorker

March 28, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, Work. Leave a comment.

Happy Friday

March 28, 2008. Emily, Videos. Leave a comment.

If there’s one thing I hate more than vegans…

It’s vegan strippers

March 28, 2008. Do not want, I can has animals, News, Nora, Not pretty. 1 comment.

FYI: how to dry a wet book

 How to dry wet books

Seems useful, no? Maybe more useful in college. Hey, remember when Sarah crashed on her bike and got snapple and broken glass everywhere? Aw, Sauce. That makes me laugh and worry at the same time.

March 28, 2008. FYI, Nora, Not pretty, World saving. 1 comment.

From the headlines..

Man Claims to Speak ‘Australian’ After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat   What is the best part of this story?

  1. Wombat rape 
  2.  Speaking Australian 
  3. Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose” 

March 28, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, I can has animals, News. 1 comment.

Almost better than the real thing

The Daily Show writers finish the seasons of other TV shows..

Lost
It turns out the island is actually a peninsula. Boy, are they embarrassed.

Heroes
The power to keep track of all the new heroes becomes way rarer than invisibility or time travel. Seeking to scrimp on budgets, NBC rolls out an entirely special-effects-free spinoff called Bystanders.

House
In order to prove a housewife’s flulike symptoms are actually a rare bronchial infection contracted from giraffe dung, House must kill and dissect the housewife. His colleagues protest this grave Hippocratic breach until—guess what? Turns out he was right about the giraffe-crap thing.

How I Met Your Mother
The show takes a dark and unexpected turn when Ted’s children are conceived, but then aborted.

Pushing Daisies
Attempting to revive his strike-threatened show, Ned decides to “touch himself.” Unfortunately, he enjoys it so much he touches himself again, killing the series for good.

Mad Men
Everyone on the show dies, just minutes before the surgeon general warns that a diet of martinis, Lucky Strikes, and hard-boiled eggs might not be the best idea.

CSI
In a case designed specifically to take advantage of the CSI unit’s skills, the cops must track down a serial killer who stabs his victims with knives made of frozen bodily fluids.

Cavemen
In a finale directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, the Geico-ad spinoff abandons broad comedy; instead, the prehistoric buddies face existential oblivion when a Christian Evangelist denies they ever existed. The final confrontation, in a disused bowling alley, has much to teach us about life in 21st-century America. Eat that, critics!

American Gladiators
In an embarrassing mix-up, Simon, Randy, and Paula tell Militia he will not be going to Hollywood. He kills them.

Discovery Channel Planet Earth
Some crazy fish things eat these weird plankton-y guys. Plus: HD crab fight!

Man vs. Wild
Wild wins. Werner Herzog advises America not to watch the final episode.

Rachael Ray
Rachael wraps a pretzel in a piece of bologna and calls it a “healthy 30-second snack.” TV executives reward her with another multimillion-dollar contract.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, So You Think You Can Dance, and Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
The shows end with the answers “Me,” “Not really,” and “Yes.”

March 27, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Emily, TV. Leave a comment.

awareness test re: bikes

UPDATE: I AM REALLY NOT AWARE AT ALL. APPARENTLY, BECKY POSTED THIS ALREADY.

Um, that was the test. Steph, you passed.

March 27, 2008. Becko, FYI, Nora, Videos, World saving. 2 comments.

I was totally right about those clues on How I Met Your Mother

Check out the post on Pop Candy

My theory is that Stella is going to be one of The Mother’s BFFs and that she’ll say “Oh weird! My friend just lost her yellow umbrella on St. Patty’s Day! YOU SHOULD MEET HER”

The End

March 26, 2008. FYI, News, Nora, TV. Leave a comment.

Boob coffin and more cool inventions!

From this guy.

March 26, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Emily, FYI, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

So cute it’s sick

That is a real lion!!  It is not stuffed. I want to snuggle it immediately.

March 26, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, I can has animals, Want. Leave a comment.

Sorry.. I know this is in poor taste, but I can’t help it!!

March 26, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, Videos, Viral. Leave a comment.

Surprise!

I think this is for women who are trying too hard.

March 26, 2008. Do not want, Emily, Not pretty. 1 comment.

Cat stairs!

March 26, 2008. Emily, I can has animals, Want. Leave a comment.

If your current career doesn’t work out, here ya go!

Reality shows casting now.. 

March 26, 2008. Emily, Work. Leave a comment.

Remember when Dan couldn’t believe we didn’t have a cheese grater?

This one would be nice. 

March 26, 2008. Eat this, Emily, I can has animals, Want. 2 comments.

WORST HEADLINE EVER!!!

Italy’s Trash Crisis Taints a Prized Cheese 

March 26, 2008. Emily, News. Leave a comment.

OH GOD MY HEART JUST EXPLODED I’M SO EXCITED

ORLA KIELY PAPER GOODS ARE THE ANSWER TO MY PRAYERS OH GOD I WANT THEM SO BADLY

March 26, 2008. FYI, News, Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

DO NOT WANT EVER GROSS EW

March 26, 2008. Do not want, Nora, Not pretty. 1 comment.

Compy keyboard made of type-y keys

features a black felt faceplate, chrome keys, and a polished brass frame left unvarnished so it will develop a deep, rich patina as it ages”

Sooo great!!!

March 26, 2008. Crush, Nora, Pretty, Want. 1 comment.

Map clothes

Are these hot or not? I can’t tell.

March 26, 2008. Fashiony, Nora, Not pretty, Pretty. 1 comment.

Installation of the floor at the Color Chart floor

March 26, 2008. Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

jesus this is a fabulous bathroom

Oh my god I just want to marry it

March 26, 2008. Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Looks like a threat down to me!

Cute Knut —–> Knut, the “publicity-addicted psycho”

March 25, 2008. Emily, I can has animals. 1 comment.

Panda Sex! So difficult!

I just added a CNN world news feed to one of the website I maintain for work, and guess what’s on it today? This article. I’m glad it is able to brighten more people’s days.

panda love

March 25, 2008. Steph, Work. Leave a comment.

Cute shirts

I like these tshirts.

March 25, 2008. Emily, Want. Leave a comment.

If this isn’t a good enough reason to vote Democrat, I’m not sure what is

March 25, 2008. Emily, Not pretty, Videos, World saving. 1 comment.

Nora, I don’t expect you to actually read this

But this is a really good article on how the romantic comedy genre has changed.

March 24, 2008. Steph. Leave a comment.

How to be happy: Date an ugly dude

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Jezebel explains the Apatow effect 

.. and explains my last relationship.  THANKS!

March 24, 2008. Blogz, Emily, Not pretty, Pretty. Leave a comment.

Doo bee doo bee doo

This article is hilarious, and it has a quotes from James Van Der Beek. You know what I hate? How a cappella groups think they are cool by covering Kanye West. And how no matter what, all their songs end with “whoa whoa whoa whoaaaaaaa.” Jazz hands. Yah!

singers

March 24, 2008. Do not want, Uncategorized. 2 comments.

Meetzerpants, what’s going on in that head of yours?

March 24, 2008. Emily, FYI, I can has animals. Leave a comment.

That is one ugly watch

Thanks Dan

March 24, 2008. Fashiony, Nora, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

Nora house!

No, really, the design is called Nora. I’m not a huge fan of the ultra minimalist interior, but hey, it can use my name.

March 24, 2008. Nora, Not pretty, Pretty. Leave a comment.

Furnitude

loving this new furniture blog I just discovered called Furnitude

March 24, 2008. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Becky, you need this

March 24, 2008. Becko, Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

funny bird trays

March 24, 2008. Nora, Pretty, Want. 2 comments.

My favorite is Project Peepway

Amazing Washington Post slide show of Peep dioramaspicture-1.png

March 24, 2008. Eat this, Emily. 1 comment.

Shoes are the new Easter bonnets






New York Times shoe slide show

March 23, 2008. Emily, Fashiony. Leave a comment.

that’s fucking cool

March 23, 2008. Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

I heart you Otto

March 23, 2008. Emily, I can has animals, Want. Leave a comment.

Oh Zack Scott, you torture me with your adorable pets.

March 22, 2008. Crush, Emily, I can has animals, Videos. Leave a comment.

Zack Scott, will you marry me??

Meetza plays fetch too!!  We’d get along so well!!!  Call me.  <3<3<3 

March 22, 2008. Crush, Emily, I can has animals, Videos. Leave a comment.

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