She’s just bein’ Miley

New Miley Cyrus!  Alert the masses!  And no, I’m not being ironic.  I love her.

I have a pop music addition.   Nora said to me last night when I was singing 702’s 1998 hit, Where My Girls At, “Your knowledge of terrible music never ceases to amaze me.”  I’d embed that video too, but YouTube won’t let me.

Do the girls in the Miley video look WAY too young to be crying about boys?  I think yes.  I think I was still really into dinosaurs when I was that old.  And space!  No boys.

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June 30, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Emily, FYI, Music, Pretty, Videos. 2 comments.

For Meetza Em and Nora

It be Sunday evening and I’m too tired to write a proper post. But yeah, watch the first minute of this video. Meetza should enter the contest/show with Emily and Nora. I can haz kittehfame? K thanx bai.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1370868150/bctid1628143262

June 30, 2008. Becko, Emily, I can has animals, Nora, TV, Videos. Leave a comment.

Hi, Jon.

June 30, 2008. Tags: , , . Crush, Emily, FYI, Want. Leave a comment.

AKA: shitting the bed

Since Groomer Has It ended (Yay Artist!), I am now supporting Shear Genius.  Kim Vo is a judge and a dude.  FYI.. on the first show, he actually said “That’s like taking a laxative and a sleeping pill at once: I just don’t understand it.”

June 30, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Add this to your calendar, Emily, Nora, Videos, World saving. Leave a comment.

My Sister’s Accomplishments

Here’s her graduation announcement.

Plus good photos from our trip to Guatemala (that I will post on facebook some day).

June 30, 2008. Steph, World saving. 1 comment.

retro flatscreen

eeeew so cute…it’s a holder for your flatscreen to make it look really retro

June 30, 2008. Tags: . Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Talk bubble speakers

heehee I love literal design

June 30, 2008. Tags: . Is this pretty?, Music, Nora, Want. Leave a comment.

Foot dustpan

You use this dustpan with your foot. Do want.

June 30, 2008. Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

for realsies, is this cool or horrible?

June 29, 2008. Tags: . Is this pretty?, Nora. 3 comments.

“I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him”

Best. Voicemails. Ever. Apparently this guy met a woman and she talked to him for 2 minutes, gave him her card, and these were the voicemails he left her..

Really, I thought maybe I’d already heard the most full-of-shit voicemails in the world, but this guy might have them beat. This is my favorite part:

“Now I understand if you’ve got other issues, maybe you’re not playing games, I don’t know… maybe you were abused in childhood?…Maybe your mother has cancer, and you’re going to chemo…maybe you’re just a person who’s extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder, maybe you’re on some medication for that…I don’t know, there could be another issue that I’m not aware of. But nobody says “Call me,” hands a person a business card and then doesn’t return calls. It’s extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder”

full transcript on Jezebel

June 27, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Emily, Videos. 1 comment.

John McCain

Ok, I’ll say it. John McCain was hot once. I just read his wikipedia article and learned that his hair turned white during his first few weeks as a POW in Vietnam.

June 27, 2008. Pretty, Steph, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Highlights from gchatting a 10-year-old

me:   do you get your yearbook tomorrow?
Monica: I got near the beginning of June.
  everyone signed it except for the really, really, really weird boys.
the ones who say they want to date some of the girls.
 me: those are the weird ones?
 Monica: the really, really, really weird ones.
the rest are all really weird.

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, FYI. Leave a comment.

this is probably the definition of matate.

The Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots

i dont even know where to start with this article, but here goes:

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish – faggots.

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week. […]

“The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list,” said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: “It’s unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

for some reason, it reminds me of the vacation movie. adam sent this to me.

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Eat this, Matate. Leave a comment.

is there anything cuter than pandas?



Even when they are attacking people they are adorable!

June 26, 2008. Tags: . Becko, I can has animals, Videos, Want. 1 comment.

Face Off!

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, I can has animals, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

Coming soon: spray on condoms

Seriously – this sounds like a big mess.  From Gizmoblog: “To cope with the problem, scientists from Condom Consultancy in Germany have invented revolutionary spray on condom that pumps liquid latex on the penis from a chamber and then dries to a regular condom within 20-25 seconds. Condom needs to be pulled off like conventional condom after use. Their further aim is to cut the drying time to 10 seconds.”

 

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, FYI. 2 comments.

its a religious experience

its like the movie love liza with phillip seymour hoffman, but instead of huffing gas, you can huff god.

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, World saving. Leave a comment.

becky and her friends riding bikes

riding bikes is what all the cool kids do!

June 25, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, Dan. 2 comments.

i dont know where these came from but i love them

found while reading wfmu.

June 25, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Pretty. Leave a comment.

kitchen with stripes everywhere!!!

June 24, 2008. Tags: , . Nora, Pretty. 1 comment.

this city has big buildings

June 24, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , . Nora, Pretty, Videos. Leave a comment.

i love news bloopers

this video was posted on gawker a while ago, but i just watched it again and gave myself the giggles.

its not the most original thing but it makes me laugh.

June 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Innernette, News, TV, Videos, Viral. Leave a comment.

“chubbies are like regulars now”

thanks go to kate for finding the image and the title. original post is here.

June 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Ads we like, Dan, Viral. Leave a comment.

How to make heat correctly

There is a lot more to napping than you might think.  I am a frequent offender of the 45-90 minute nap, which you aren’t supposed to do.. it makes you cranky.  Hm.

Read this.  There are diagrams!  

June 22, 2008. Tags: , . Emily, FYI, Nora, Want, World saving. 1 comment.

Someone is talking some crap about my lover

This an actual comment this blog received – and it was so amazing it deserves a post all to itsself.   I believe the rant is directed at my boyfriend, Xavier Santiago, and I don’t appreciate it.

 

“You only go by personalities. You don’t know how to judge. i am a groomer with 25 on staff and they all agree. You only vote for who you like not what they can do. You kept asking Jonathan what dog did he pick. It didn’t make any difference because he won the dog sniff challange so he could pick whatever do he wanted. Even Artis was surprised he knew he didn’t win that contest. I don’t think we will be watching the last show because we already know who will win. Artist. If he can do it or not. My dog I would never take to him that’s why he always gets bit. I would definetly take my dog to Jonathan he is a professional. To hit the van for another thing I don’t think an accident which did not hurt the animals is in the contract. You are crazy if you think you are a judge because you are not.”

I love you Xavier. 

June 22, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, I can has animals, TV. 3 comments.

If you’re reading this, it may be too late

Internet addiction is a clinical disorder.  

June 22, 2008. Emily, FYI, I can has animals, Innernette, News. Leave a comment.

Old Kids on the Block?

I like what GBH.tv has to say about this…


Ohhhhh man. So this is really happening, huh. The New Kids on the Block have reunited. And not just for a tour, mind you. This unholy (re)union will also involve the release of an album which, from the sound of things, is going to make Donna Summer’s Crayons sound like the fucking Immaculate Collection by comparison. (That’s not nice, actually. We like “Stamp Your Feet” just fine. Really, we do)

The real kicker, though, for us, is this video. Couldn’t someone have told Jonathan , Jordan, Joey, Danny, and Donny that the mid-90’s are pretty thoroughly over, and that nobody (and by nobody, we mean NOBODY) makes videos like this anymore? Sheesh. Good luck, guys.

Yeah, good luck guys. You’re going to make a killing on the tour…

June 21, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, FYI, Innernette, Music, Videos. Leave a comment.

Stained-glass window/ad art

from WoosterCollective

June 21, 2008. Tags: , . Becko, New York, Pretty, Videos. Leave a comment.

when he’s not yelling at his kid

alec baldwin is speaking at peta conferences (via gawker):

“I walked through Union Square on my way to acting class and got offered loose joints. Drug dealing was a great tradition in this city. There are other traditions people can get involved with in this city. When I was younger, I used to get a bottle of wine and get drunk under the Staten Island Ferry… so there are things like that you can do.” — Actor Alec Baldwin, at a PETA event last night, suggesting alternatives to the “traditional” New York tourist experience of riding a horse-drawn carriage.

no time for picture because i am at work. i have already wasted 45 minutes not getting sigur ros tickets.

i found a photo for you, dan.. from gallery of the absurd.

June 20, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals. Leave a comment.

An alternative to sending lame dudes to the island..

NY Mag today has some interesting tidbits on scorned women taking revenge on men.  My favorite anecdote:

“Take, for instance, 23-year-old Kristina Caban, who persuaded a Guy Who Never Called to meet up with her at the Chelsea Inn — then Tasered him and used hot metal to brand an “R” on his torso.”

I generally say that the loser guys who don’t call back get sent to “the island for lost men” (see illustration below).

Once on the island, his number/email address is deleted (except for maybe a text message saying “FYI -you’re on the island” ..ahem, Liz).. and that’s that.  Sounds pretty tame to me, now.  Maybe I need a taser. hehe.

June 19, 2008. Tags: , , , . Blogz, Do not want, Emily, New York. 1 comment.

A-cunt-ability

June 19, 2008. Steph, Viral. 1 comment.

SHH! THE PANDAS ARE NAPPING!

its the most pandas!

June 19, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Pretty, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

Burrito or Baby?

June 18, 2008. Tags: , . Eat this, Steph. 2 comments.

Tomorrow! Don’t forget!

more info here!

Yeahh! 

June 18, 2008. Tags: , . Add this to your calendar, Becko, Dan, Emily, FYI, New York, Nora, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

puff daddy colognes his balls

from some blog that was on gawker, that is quoting an article from the daily mail about puff daddy’s pre-going-out rituals:

“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown.
To make matters worse, the Didster, splashes on his cologne all over his newly waxed genitals.

Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.”

i like the idea that puff daddy would say this because i already hate him so much.

Above is Diddy’s catchphrase a la Making the Band.. (I’m jumping in on this post, sorry Dan), but I think the real question is where does waxing your balls fall on the no bitchassness scale?  Cause, I’m thinking the two don’t go together.  -EM

final thoughts, via Gchat:

Dan: 1. i couldnt bring myself to post a picture of him
Dan: 2. i refuse to call him anything other than puff daddy
Dan:   the waxing doesn’t bother me too much
its the cologne on the balls after the waxing
1. that probably really hurts
me: i think waxing your balls makes you full of bitchassness
Dan: 2. that can’t be good for anyone

June 18, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Eat this, Emily, Music. 1 comment.

McCain calls wife a cunt in 1992 (maybe)

What a matate.

June 17, 2008. Tags: , . Emily, FYI, Matate, Videos, World saving. Leave a comment.

It still only Tuesday..

More Nataliedee here

June 17, 2008. Tags: . Do not want, Emily, FYI, Innernette. Leave a comment.

I apologize, but this man is humping a cheeto

And I couldn’t just let that go, without sharing.  Thanks to Dlisted, obvs.

The artist says, “YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.”

June 17, 2008. Tags: , . Do not want, Emily, Not pretty, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

This guy’s job is soooo hilarious

If you haven’t been watching The Bachelorette, let me introduce you to Chris Harrison.  He is the host of that terrible reality show that apparently, we are DVRing.  Don’t judge! To be Chris Harrison, your  job duties include:

1.  Telling everyone, “I’m sorry to break up the party, but it’s time for the rose ceremony.”

2.  Saying, “Gentlemen, this is the final rose.”

You must be good at two things: ending a party and counting roses.

Well, that’s pretty much it.  He crashes the cocktail party every week, and I live for that shit, it cracks me up.  

June 17, 2008. Tags: , . Emily, TV. Leave a comment.

Metro Humor

June 16, 2008. Ads we like, Steph. Leave a comment.

Do you have advice for me? See below.

June 16, 2008. Tags: , . Emily, FYI. Leave a comment.

Hey guess what, I got rained on. A lot.

I went to this stormy concert and did not get struck by lightning, but JIC you were wondering – it was a close call!

June 16, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, FYI, Music. Leave a comment.

Photo-bombers totally crack me up

Via Gawker..

Ugh.  An intern uprising!

Gchat addendum:

 Dan:  way to snipe my find!
consider every photo you ever take when im around bombed
every.single.one

June 16, 2008. Tags: , . Dan, Emily, Matate. 1 comment.

R. Kelly – not guilty!

What!?! The Little Man defense worked!  Keep on pissing, Kels..

In honor/dishonor of the occasion:

June 13, 2008. Tags: , . Do not want, Emily, FYI, Matate, Music, TV. Leave a comment.

Guess what today is?

My mom emailed me this today: “Did I ever tell you that Friday the 13th is my lucky day?  Maybe it’s your lucky day too, since we’re related.  so buy a scratch off or something.”  So, I guess I’ll be fine.. good luck, everyone else.

June 13, 2008. Tags: , . Add this to your calendar, Emily, FYI. Leave a comment.

Blogsblogsblogs

Vanity Fair plots blogs on a news/earnestness scale.. You really have to look at the whole map..

June 13, 2008. Tags: . Blogz, Emily, Innernette. Leave a comment.

Pat yo weave

If America’s Next Top Model has taught me anything, it’s that hair weaves itch. Watch Beyonce do the weave patting dance.

June 12, 2008. Steph. Leave a comment.

Kesha is hot

My sister and I met this girl at this hotel we stayed in in Guatemala. She was really nice and told us to check out her myspace. She has a record deal and claimed she sounded like a mix between MIA and Beck. Oh and one of her songs (Backstabber) was on the Hills. Listen to Boots and Boys.

June 12, 2008. Music, Steph. 1 comment.

Michel Gondry humor

This article is hilarious. “This particular medium is wonderful to work in because of its limitless possibility,” Gondry said from his curled-up position inside the box. “I’m working at the bubble factory right now, but later I’m going to go bobsledding down a rainbow.”

June 12, 2008. Steph. 2 comments.

YAY! I’m going to see Kanye!

Glow in the Dark tour

Does this mean I have to stop saying “I hate concerts?”   Thank you Dan for the pre-sale code, because now I am the happiest girl in the world.

June 12, 2008. Tags: , . Dan, Music, New York. Leave a comment.

Pig in Boots – THE VIDEO!!!

Amazing.

June 12, 2008. Tags: , . Emily, I can has animals, Nora, Videos, Want, World saving. 1 comment.

Walk of Shame

yup!

June 12, 2008. Tags: . Ads we like, Becko, New York, Not pretty, Videos, Viral. Leave a comment.

Puppy vs. Robot

When dogs and robots collide! From WSJ.

The best part is this suggestion to get your dog to stop attacking your roomba: “Chastise the vacuum in front of the dog. And so, with Argos looking on, Mr. Hearn shook his finger at his gadget and sternly called it “a bad Roomba.”

PS- Meetza turned on our Rooma yesterday morning. Time to wake up!

June 11, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, I can has animals, Videos. 2 comments.

Blog of the Day: MyOpenBar.com

Your Guide to Free Booze

This is more of a mailing list than a blog but I thought I would post it anyways. It truly is your guide to free booze in the city. My Open Bar gives you a weekly schedule of promo events and parties with hella cheap drink deals or open bar. It also rates the events and provides clever little blurbs ala vice do’s and dont’s to help you decide whether they’re worth the effort. I feel like this would really come in handy when you have a guest in town and you don’t know what to do with them.

ps. i really like the banner art by Hope Gangloff. Check out her site here.

June 11, 2008. Add this to your calendar, Becko, Blogz, BOD: Blog of the Day, Brooklyn, FYI, New York. Leave a comment.

Do you know how hard this is to do at Kareoke night?

Becko, Kim and I can tell you.. it’s hard.

Which Nelly song mentions Vanna White, anyway?

June 11, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, Emily, Matate, Music, Not pretty. 2 comments.

Kanye + Estelle

 

Love it.  Dan, weren’t we trying to find this once?  

June 11, 2008. Tags: , . Dan, Emily, Music, Videos. Leave a comment.

Who wants in?

Roy Lichtenstein @ Gagosian.. I love pop art, and this review is pretty great .. “Based on cartoons and mostly blond, they are anonymous, beautiful and often unhappily bothered, usually by men. Or, if you like, by boys.”  

That sums it up, pretty much.  Exhibit is up til June 28th.

June 11, 2008. Tags: , , , . Add this to your calendar, Emily, FYI, New York, Pretty. 1 comment.

how to remember how many cups are in a pint, etc

From Apartment Therapy’s kitchen blog

So there’s:

2 Cups in a Pint
2 Pints in a Quart
4 Quarts in a Gallon

And so two “C’s” fit inside a “P,” two “P’s” fit inside a “Q,” and four “Q’s” fit inside a big, enormous “G.”

June 11, 2008. FYI, Nora, World saving. 2 comments.

Blank is like blank

Loving this site about analogies called Blank is like Blank. Here are some examples:

Ryan Seacrest is like celery:

He’s involved in a lot of stuff, but never makes much of a difference.

Wikipedia is like hearing a great story in a bar:

You hope it’s true, but never bother confirming it.

June 11, 2008. FYI, Nora. 1 comment.

Blog of the Week: Inherent Vice

Cool musuem/library/information science blog. HERE.

I’ll be attending a museum anthropology graduate program in the fall and am getting excited. I was looking at interesting museum blogs today and found this awesome one written by Richard Urban, an library/information science doctoral student. I especially liked the social tagging post. Enjoy!

June 10, 2008. Tags: . Becko, Blogz, BOD: Blog of the Day, Innernette, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

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