This guy’s job is soooo hilarious

If you haven’t been watching The Bachelorette, let me introduce you to Chris Harrison.  He is the host of that terrible reality show that apparently, we are DVRing.  Don’t judge! To be Chris Harrison, your  job duties include:

1.  Telling everyone, “I’m sorry to break up the party, but it’s time for the rose ceremony.”

2.  Saying, “Gentlemen, this is the final rose.”

You must be good at two things: ending a party and counting roses.

Well, that’s pretty much it.  He crashes the cocktail party every week, and I live for that shit, it cracks me up.