An open letter to my air conditioner:

Dear AC unit:

I am trying to save the earth, so as you know I’ve been putting you on the “energy saver” setting. I am so green friendly! However, you are a liar. You tell me it is 68 degrees in my bedroom and that’s why you are off “saving energy.” But it is not really 68 degrees. It’s fucking hot. I’m on to you. If this continues, I will have to go back to the “kill the earth and stay cool as a cucumber” setting. Just a heads up.

Love,

Em

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July 11, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Do not want, Emily, FYI, World saving.

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