Chair Fail

OMG this is so funny I almost fell out of my chair.

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October 31, 2008. Tags: . Steph, Videos, Viral. 2 comments.

ZOO DRILL!

The rhino is fake.  FYI.

October 31, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, I can has animals, Matate. Leave a comment.

Cool embroidered shirts and some ass crack

someone should tell that guy there’s a fire in his pocket.

yay bees!

hehehe.

More here.  This is becky’s find btws.

October 31, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , . Becko, Fashiony. 1 comment.

Brilliant!

Great moments in campaign history, re-created on an etch-a-sketch.

October 31, 2008. Tags: , . BOD: Blog of the Day, Politicals, Pretty, Steph. 1 comment.

Thanks, dead husband! What a thoughtful gift!

So this is an actual product review on Amazon (found and commented on by one of Drew’s friends).

After trying the Keurig B60 coffee maker at a friends and raving about it, my dead husband surprised me with one just like it for Valentine’s Day. It has been 8-months and I am “in love” with with K-Cup machine…

Comments:

Henry S. Birdseye III says:
Did giving you the Keurig B60 coffee maker provide your husband with the closure he needed to return to the afterlife, or does his ghostly spirit still walk the earth, giving quality Keurig coffee makers to those he loved as a living person?

Jason Phillips says:
Just as one should never look a gift horse in the mouth, one should always beware of zombies bearing coffee makers. Even really fancy ones.

J Campbell says:
I’m still waiting for either Valentine’s or for my significant other to die so she can get me one. I can’t hurry up Valentine’s day, but let’s just say I’m working on the other…

(more…)

October 30, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Emily, Matate, World saving. 8 comments.

pretty iron works – make me safe and pretty

these are awesome. they’re by Mine which is Kristina Kozak‘s company in Williamsburg. She makes pretty beds and other stuff too.

this is pretty

October 30, 2008. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

RAWR I’M A LION

Everyone knows I love lion shit. Style Court had a great roundup of lion shit. Thanks for the lion shit.

October 30, 2008. Tags: , , , . Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

There is NO DOUBT that she looks awesome

October 30, 2008. Tags: , , , . Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

did you know that’s what his wife looks like?

I mean, yeah, she’s pregnant. Like, maybe the most pregnant of anyone. ever.

October 30, 2008. Tags: , , , . Nora, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

get it.

via freewilliamsburg via gothamist:

And related, only because it involves the subway: A Free Williamsburg writer was on a L train (of course) with a woman was watching hardcore porn on her iPod and saying, “Oh, here we go, here we go, THERE YOU GO, GET IT, GET IT, OHhhhhhh Damn, let’s get a close-up, zoom in, wake up New York check this shit out, close-up New York City!!!”

almost as good as the time i saw a woman start trying to hit some dancing kids and telling them “i wish i had my knife.”

October 29, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Music, New York, Uncategorized, Videos. Leave a comment.

Cindy McCain’s four-day love affair with the color orange

I think the orange dress in the pic is cute but not age appropriate ( it would look better on me). See more.

October 29, 2008. Tags: , . Fashiony, Politicals, Steph. 1 comment.

these bike riders in traffic=no


edit (first post was too hasty): this will not embed (damn you vimeo). i guess that these guys are good bike riders, but they are idiots. if nora saw most them, she’d start yelling at them for not wearing helmets.

but the parts&labor song used in the video is good, so props for the music choice.

October 29, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Matate, New York, Videos. Leave a comment.

Vote Pepsi

You know what the Pepsi redesign reminds me of?

eh?

October 29, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Ads we like, Emily, Politicals. 2 comments.

Give me the bottle, I’ll chug two thirds, cause you know that fractions speak louder than words

October 28, 2008. Tags: . Emily, Viral. Leave a comment.

movie posters + product placement = cool design



from HERE
thanks Steve!

October 28, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, Pretty, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

cute v. cute

they’re just playin…



More HERE

Thanks from our San Fran contributor- Nat!

October 28, 2008. Tags: , . Becko, I can has animals. Leave a comment.

Blogging Scholarship

I’m reluctant to post this because i kinda want to keep it to myself, but i’ve gots to be realistic- when would i ever sit down and apply for this? never. good luck reader with lots of time who happens to be in school and blogs…

From Gawker
Shut Up College

October 28, 2008. Tags: . Becko, Blogz, FYI, Innernette. Leave a comment.

Because I’m a dork…

…and used to attend maya hieroglyph/epigraphy conferences and study the glyphs for fun more or less (though I was never quite as dedicated as my good friend david).

Mayanists for Obama- might be better than my pin that says “kittens for obama- meow for change in 2008”

Thanks Roganoff

oh yeah, you can buy that shirt HERE

October 28, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Becko, Politicals, Uncategorized, Want. 3 comments.

halloween mix to get you in the mood

Awesome hellaween mix by kitsune noir….

download it HERE

October 28, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Becko, Music. Leave a comment.

Zombie turtles

Apparently this has made the rounds already, but it’s amazing.

October 28, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, I can has animals, Viral. 1 comment.

Thanks for the football talk, Bill Cosby

October 27, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, World saving. Leave a comment.

This dog is a hero!

The kittens were saved!

October 27, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, I can has animals, World saving. Leave a comment.

Halloween Dog Parade re-cap

Many more photos on Drew’s blog here! And here’s the WINNER of the costume contest!!

October 27, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Emily, I can has animals, Pretty, World saving. Leave a comment.

All Emily has ever needed – night carafe

Too bad I already got Emily’s birthday present. She absolutely needs this:

Night Carafe
This set, including Carafe and Glass, is the work of a Japanese family-owned business that’s been producing glassware for generations. Made of blown glass, the Carafe has a spout for easy pouring and the Glass serves as a lid when stored on top of the Carafe. The Night Carafe may be intended for the bedside table, but its elegant presentation and functional design make it just as suitable for your office, study or dining area. Stands 7.5″ tall and holds up to 15oz of liquid.
Thanks Design Within Reach. Now Emily does not have to have 800 cups of water next to her bed. Drives me nuts.

October 26, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, Nora, World saving. 1 comment.

wikiHow

Has anyone else ever visited this site? It can be very entraining/useless. Because you might be too old for dolls, but you’re never too old for faeries … learn how to turn a dollhouse into a faerie house.

October 25, 2008. Tags: , , . FYI, Steph. Leave a comment.

shoe ‘rack’ for nora

Don’t know why but it seems like something you would post about/want….
From Crunch Gear blog
I’ve got a fair number of shoes and I try to keep them in the closet with the rest of my wardrobe, but we all know how that goes. If I had one of these things in my entryway I’d still kick them off, but now I’d be kicking them with a purpose. As you can see, the opposed brushes catch your shoes and suspends them, and I assume knock off any fluff they’ve accumulated. Unfortunately, good ideas like this stay in the boutiques for a while and cost a mint, in this case about €2000, or $2500.

Thanks Steve!

October 25, 2008. Tags: , . Becko. 1 comment.

East Charlotte Tractor Parade!

This hippie blog reminds me of all the things I love about my hometown, such as the East Charlotte Tractor Parade (old or new – we love all tractors!).

October 25, 2008. Tags: , , . Pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

You’re the shit girl…

dan called me out for having this video on my gchat status message earlier this week and now i can’t get this song out of my head

October 25, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, Brooklyn, Music, New York, Videos. Leave a comment.

let’s free John McCain

This first piece – “Free John McCain” – is a satire about an alternate universe where McCain defects from the GOP and unleashes his inner liberal.

From HERE

Adam’s friend did this. I like how you can recognize all the locations, like Union Square and the escalator inside Philene’s Basement/ DSW on 14th Street. Well done!

October 25, 2008. Tags: , , , . Becko, New York, Politicals, Videos. 1 comment.

another cat blog

The World Famous Random Kitten Generator

Do it when you’re feeling sad and need some kitteh in your life.
(this pic didn’t come from the blog- i just thought it was funny)

October 25, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, Blogz, I can has animals, Innernette, World saving. Leave a comment.

My Halloween Costume

October 24, 2008. Tags: , . Fashiony, Steph. Leave a comment.

David Sedaris on Undecided Voters

“I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”

October 24, 2008. Tags: , . Do not want, Eat this, Steph. Leave a comment.

My new favorite website

seriouscat.com

October 24, 2008. Tags: , . Emily, I can has animals. Leave a comment.

Spencer should not have a gun.

Hi, vote for gun control.  Sweet Palin shirt, dude.

October 23, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Emily, Matate. Leave a comment.

Pharrell designs a sexy chair

October 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, Is this pretty?. 1 comment.

I’m into boys who are into Obama too!

via Jezebel

this poster has gotten mixed reviews.. Bust likes the poster, calls it “cheeky” but Salon is not into it. Weigh in!

October 23, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Blogz, Emily, Politicals, Viral. Leave a comment.

A good article on why Palin is dumb

to have spent so much on her wardrobe.

October 23, 2008. Tags: . Fashiony, Politicals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Ok, I’ll admit it.

She really is a high-fashion Alaskan and does look good for a woman in her 40s. But just like John McCain being hot once upon a time and not being able to lift his arms due to years of torture…it doesn’t mean she’d make a good VP or Pres. However, I like her tied jackets and how she “breaks up the suit” (something I’m really scared to try).

October 23, 2008. Tags: . Fashiony, Politicals, Pretty, Steph. 5 comments.

Looks like someone took my advice (I’m looking at you, Suri)

Posted on Celeb Baby Blog at 9:30 AM Wednesday morning:

Suri Cruise Gets a Haircut!

Tags: Dads , Kids

Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic

After a number of comments on her eye-grazing bangs, readers will be happy to see that Suri Cruise has received a trim! The tot, 2 ½, debuted a new haircut while stepping out with dad Tom Cruise on Tuesday evening in NYC.

See Suri’s style and check out the manes of other famous kids in our newest gallery, Celebrity Baby Hairstyles!

October 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty, World saving. Leave a comment.

Polaroid lives…kind of

use this to polaroid-ize your pictures

http://www.poladroid.net/

it’s only available for macs, so sadly, I can’t use it. But someone else should polaroid-ize that awesome picture of McCain licking Barack’s butt at the debate.

October 23, 2008. Tags: , , , . FYI, Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

VROOOOOOOOM!!!!

October 22, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, I can has animals, Viral. 2 comments.

Lily and SANDY RIVERS?!

Am I the last person to know that Alyson Hannigan is married to Alexis Denisof (aka SANDY RIVERS) in real life? I love this. They met on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Also, she’s pregs. Time to play the game ‘can you tell she’s pregnant yet’ on HIMYM!

October 22, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Emily, TV. 1 comment.

a little bit…of lykke li

Guess who played a sold out CMJ show with Micachu at Bowery tonight? Yeah….lykki li….

Here is a story for you- I met this girl on her first US tour about a year and a half ago on a Thursday night at Hiro ballroom. I was pretty drunk though and I mostly just remember going crazy and dancing on stage. My friend had to remind me about the cool girl I met, Lykke Li who opened for the headliner who I don’t even remember now. The point is that I’ve been listening to Little Bit for a while now and I’m glad that she is blowing up and on Victoria Secret commercials and whatnot. Though I am pissed that I couldn’t get into her show tonight….

October 22, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Becko, Brooklyn, Music, New York, Pretty. 1 comment.

Run, Suri, Run!!

Must got my bangs cut, Mom! It’s an EMERGENCY!!!

October 22, 2008. Tags: , , . Nora. Leave a comment.

I’m serious: trim those bangs

Emily: I bet she has trouble learning

Nora: Why?

Emily: Because she can’t see and shit.

October 22, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Fashiony, Nora, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

God we hope she’s funny

October 22, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , . Do not want, Emily, Is this pretty?, Nora. 1 comment.

New favorite blog: Mid-Century Modernist

Yaaayy I like this blog. Good posts include:

Set design of past presidential debates

This pretty desk

Great job, Mid-Century Modernist

October 21, 2008. Tags: , , , . BOD: Blog of the Day, Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

Womanizer = Chuck Bass!

Liz, it’s all your favorite things! Also watch this Soup clip of Womanizer.. exercizer, sanitizer, energizer.

October 21, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Emily, TV. Leave a comment.

Dancing with the enemy

Great job, photoshop.  

October 21, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, Politicals, Viral. Leave a comment.

McCain face matate

This photo is really priceless.

October 21, 2008. Tags: , , . Emily, Matate, Not pretty, Politicals. Leave a comment.

DOGS in COSTUMES! THIS WEEKEND!

watch last year’s parade in action here. Yay! I’m hoping for some bee dogs. Tompkins Square Park @ noon!

October 21, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Add this to your calendar, Emily, I can has animals, New York, World saving. 1 comment.

Most Extreme Sushi, I mean Challenge, I mean Sushi

October 21, 2008. Tags: , , , . Ads we like, Becko, Innernette, Videos. Leave a comment.

The Boa Artist

So, I’m kind of obsessed with The Pick Up Artist.  Sure, trying to get a girl to go home with you is skeevy.. but, Mystery is so hilarious and off-beat, I can’t NOT watch him dole out advice.  It’s kind of like Beauty & the Geek minus the bimbos and plus a lot of piercings.  There is a dude make-over episode right at the start of the season.. amaaazing!  (Don’t worry Nora, I did not delete.)

So in the last episode.. the challenge winner won Mystery’s “special accessory” to help him in the club. Special accessory = black boa.  Honestly, the poor kid is not only scared shitless to talk to girls, but now he has to do it with a BOA?  I don’t care how drunk I am.. if a guy lays a boa on me in a club, I’m going to think he’s off the freakin reservation.  Mystery should be loading these guys up with string cheese to hand out in the bar.   I swear, that would do the trick.  PS.  This show is greatly entertaining.

October 20, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Emily, Fashiony, Matate, TV. 3 comments.

Obama likes pie, and I like pie, and I like Obama

October 20, 2008. Tags: , , , . Eat this, Emily, Politicals, Want. 1 comment.

Sally McKay’s cool gifs




Find more here

October 20, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko. Leave a comment.

Project Runway’s first winner is now designing fabrics

cool stuff, Jay:

from apartment therapy

October 20, 2008. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

A MySpace Bulletin from Dr. Steve Brule

Of course Dr. Steve Brule is in my top 8 friends… read up on his big news:subject: I’M GETTING MARRIED!

“And mummy​ said it’d never​ be so.

So long,​ “​Livin​g on Your Lones​ome.​”

I’d like to annou​nce that I asked​ one Miss Sarah​ Palin​ to marry​ me at a recen​t McCai​n-​Palin​ campa​ign stop here in Penty​ and she said HELL YEAH.​ No, make that SHIT YEAH.​ 

We took the Justy​ to the arcad​e and I showe​d her the diffe​rence​ betwe​en “​Morta​l Komba​t”​ and we playe​d air hocke​y.​ Thing​s got a littl​e frisk​y.​ I am start​ing to wonde​r what she’​s gonna​ say when she finds​ out I’m a virgi​n.​

Somet​imes,​ when it’s just me and her, she calls​ me “​First​ Dude”​ and I feel like so AWESO​ME.​ Somet​imes we get all lost in our words​ and forge​t what we’​re sayin​g.​ And somet​imes we just make stuff​ up so we can look all smart​ and words​ and fun and stuff​.​ 

And she total​ly gets the thing​ about​ eatin​g ants cuz they’​re made outta​ prote​in.​”

Now go watch Brule’s Rules cause it’s my favorite! 

October 20, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , . Emily, FYI, Innernette, Politicals, TV. Leave a comment.

Nina and Michael are right; Kenly is a copy cat.

October 17, 2008. Tags: , , , . Fashiony, FYI, Matate, Steph, TV. Leave a comment.

Post-debate butt grab?

hehehe!

October 16, 2008. Tags: , , , . Emily, Matate, Politicals, Viral. 4 comments.

It’s MANTYHOSE season!!

Once you have discovered pantyhose – and liked it – you might not want to leave off wearing it anymore. It’s fun to experiment with all the colors and yarns and patterns and thickness of pantyhose – it’s fun to try out all the styles and to dress our legs in these materials.

Available at eMancipate.net. Let’s try out the new wordpress poll function!

October 16, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, Fashiony, Matate, World saving. 2 comments.

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