You: Creepy man walking cat on a leash – 26 (Upper West Side)

Me: Preppy white guy in a polo and jeans. I saw you last May in Central Park. You had curly hair, a black jacket and looked very skeezy and odd. You were walking your cat on a leash.

I didn’t talk to you, but I wish I had. Why did your cat have a leash? Why were you walking your cat in the first place? Is your cat a ferocious animal that will attack others on sight without the leash? Do you secretly want a dog but are allergic to them?

So many questions I wanted to ask. So many answers I never received. So many missed opportunities. A lifetime of regrets.

this was on craigslist.. thx liz!  i belive i know the answer though : cats run away, you would have to leash them.  also, i have totally wanted to walk Meetza.  also, this is a long time to wait to write into craigslist.. a whole year this poor prepster has been tortured!

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May 4, 2009. Tags: , , . Emily, FYI, I can has animals, Innernette.

4 Comments

  1. TNG Zack replied:

    Oddly enough, I know firsthand that if you put a leash on meetzah she flops over like a quadrapalegic. Its extremely entertaining but unproductive.

    Seriously, its actually the hardest I’ve ever laughed. You should try it some time.

  2. crapwelike replied:

    YES let me know when this happens….

    mwahaha

    -becko

  3. nadia replied:

    hahaha! amazing!

  4. crapwelike replied:

    you might say that a leash makes meetza cat-atonic. has anyone seen the dogatonic episode of the girls next door?

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