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CHANGE YOUR BOOKMARKS!  We’ve officially moved over to www.crapwelike.com!

All new content will be posted there!  WOOHOO!

CRAPWELIKE!

August 5, 2009. Tags: , , . Add this to your calendar, Becko, Dan, Emily, News, Nora, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

“If you want to write rock lyrics…

…you must learn about where the hobbits dwell.” I forgot how great Yo La Tengo’s video for Sugarcube until right now.

An oldie but a goodie.

July 25, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Dan, Music, TV, Videos. 1 comment.

Mmmyyyyy hearrrrrtttttt

So maybe it’s because Em and I watched some “Say Yes to the Dress” tonight, but it might also just be that this video is fucking awesome. Thanks to Dan for showing it to me.
Also, dare you not to be crying by the end.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: CZ WAS AT THIS WEDDING. YOU CAN SEE HER AND HER MOM TOWARDS THE BACK. HER SISTER IS ONE OF THE BRIDESMAIDS – “the scrawny one in the red dress with shorter curly hair!”

aaaaaaaaahhhh

July 24, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Crush, Dan, Emily, Music, Nora, Pretty, Videos, World saving. 3 comments.

I love ‘Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’

…and I love Peter Sagal even more after watching this, his 1988 appearance on Jeopardy:

Dan sent that to me ages ago, but I’m just getting around to posting it now. Nora fail.

Also, I love this story he wrote for the NY Times Magazine in 2007. So adorable.

July 7, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Nora, Videos, World saving. 3 comments.

Nailed It!

Czech photographer Vlad Artazov uses nails to create sculptures of everyday situations. A couple examples:

The rest of the series is here. Via Andrew Sullivan’s The Daily Dish, which has been one of the best news sources over the past month.

July 6, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Dan, Politicals, World saving. Leave a comment.

8-bit cover of Magnetic Fields

This is a great 8-bit cover of one of Magnetic Field’s 69 Love Songs (an album that is deserving of its own post). Here is 8-bit All My Little Words:

And here is the original:

from Offworld via Trent Reznor (who has been sober for 8 years today. Good for you.)

June 6, 2009. Tags: , , , . Dan, Innernette, Music. Leave a comment.

Surf’s up!

shamelessly stolen from the twitter of ed droste from grizzly bear (who i saw on thursday night and who put on an incredible show).

and on the topic of grizzly bear, here is an adorable feature from drowned in sound. it has to do with moms. worth a read.

May 30, 2009. Tags: , , , . Dan, Viral, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

LOL

i snorted a little bit when i watched this.

May 29, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Becko, Dan, Innernette, Videos. 3 comments.

Autotuned news

maybe the third time in history that autotune has been used for something not annoying.

via all songs considered

April 23, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Videos, Viral. 4 comments.

Tammy Faye Bakker’s baby

Or is it Rosemary’s baby? You decide.

via BoingBoing via Matt

April 21, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

Happy Birthday CrapWeLike!

Today is CWL’s 1 year anniversary!  In celebration,  here are our top three posts most trafficked posts of all time (sorry, definitely not our BEST posts..)

#3:  NSFW, unless you’re on someone else’s work computer

aka – the post about the Verizon guy looking up kind of dirty vids on my work computer including Man With World’s Biggest Penis and this:

#2:  Suri Cruise is so cute my eyes can’t compute

#1 – For Liz

Honorable mention goes to this dog is better than michael phelps.

Top search engine referral terms for the year: ed westwick, bulldog puppies, michael phelps, suri cruise, the hills, nom nom nom

in conclusion: Gossip Girl, Suri Cruise and penis vids are the way to go.  Here’s to another year of CWL and maybe actually moving over to crapwelike.com.. somedayy, I promise.

March 11, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Becko, Blogz, Dan, Emily, FYI, Nora, Steph, World saving. 2 comments.

Poochie is running

Judging from the number of views this video has, apparently I’m late to this. But it’s still awesome.

Thanks Isabel.

March 3, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, I can has animals, Innernette, Videos. Leave a comment.

sharks are no longer killing machines

from this article:

University of Florida shark researcher George Burgess says the number of reported shark attacks worldwide dipped to a five year low last year.

there is only one solution to this problem. a masked crime spree/dance party:

February 20, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Emily, I can has animals, News, Nora. Leave a comment.

kittens inspired by kittens

a little girl narrates her book of kittens.

thanks aaron.

EDIT: for some reason its not letting me insert tags, so i’ll just add this thought to the post: this is exactly how nora was when she was six.

EDIT 2: not sure why its not showing up, so here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU

February 11, 2009. Dan, I can has animals, Innernette, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

“blog” of the day: i lego n.y.

i don’t know if this actually counts as a blog (it’s blog-like)  but several people sent this to me (including exintern dan who posted it on his gchat status message first and therefore “wins”).  beautiful little set of photos from cristopher niemann of tiny things made out of legos that remind him of nyc.

check more here

February 3, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, Blogz, BOD: Blog of the Day, Brooklyn, Dan, New York. Leave a comment.

Dan loves wicker, and I love stripes

…which might lead you to believe that these seats would be something we like. Personally, I think they’re a little gross. Dan? Care to weigh in?

They are sold here

January 27, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, Is this pretty?, Nora. Leave a comment.

TEST YOUR MIGHT

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MOOOORTAL KOMMMMBBBATTT

January 26, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Innernette. Leave a comment.

Dan I think this is the desk for your room

that fake Eames is driving me nuts though

January 16, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty. 1 comment.

a great japanese game show

as far as i can tell, this show is called “torturing your pets with food,” and i love it.

via gizmodo via stephen.

December 22, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, I can has animals, TV. Leave a comment.

a chair for nora

i think nora would like this chair!

grizzly_bear_chairs_2

found a music blog i like.

December 15, 2008. Tags: , . Dan, I can has animals, Nora. Leave a comment.

this panda is going on vacation

planepanda1

HE HAS A LITTLE BLANKET!!!!

December 5, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals. 6 comments.

Happy 1,000th post CrapWeLike!

To commemorate this occasion, I will give you –

Kitteh Has Too Much To Drink

and Cat Fart Explosion

THAT just about sums it up.  Happy Thanksgiving!

November 27, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Becko, Blogz, Dan, Emily, I can has animals, Innernette, News, Nora, Steph, World saving. 1 comment.

we’ve all earned the new puppy

thanks to adam…you’ve earned the new puppy that is coming with us to the whitehouse.

November 13, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Innernette, Politicals, World saving. Leave a comment.

video of a cat getting its head stuck in a glass

really not much to this one.

November 7, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Videos, Viral. 2 comments.

two things to remember today

1. voting makes you a worthwhile person

2.

credit for the photo goes to jess. click it for a bigger version.

November 4, 2008. Tags: , . Ads we like, Dan, Politicals. Leave a comment.

get it.

via freewilliamsburg via gothamist:

And related, only because it involves the subway: A Free Williamsburg writer was on a L train (of course) with a woman was watching hardcore porn on her iPod and saying, “Oh, here we go, here we go, THERE YOU GO, GET IT, GET IT, OHhhhhhh Damn, let’s get a close-up, zoom in, wake up New York check this shit out, close-up New York City!!!”

almost as good as the time i saw a woman start trying to hit some dancing kids and telling them “i wish i had my knife.”

October 29, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Music, New York, Uncategorized, Videos. Leave a comment.

these bike riders in traffic=no


edit (first post was too hasty): this will not embed (damn you vimeo). i guess that these guys are good bike riders, but they are idiots. if nora saw most them, she’d start yelling at them for not wearing helmets.

but the parts&labor song used in the video is good, so props for the music choice.

October 29, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Matate, New York, Videos. Leave a comment.

Kim does Ty Ty really well

Kim Stolz, aka the MTV news reporter and former ANTM contestant that went to college with Intern Dan, does a pretty awesome Tyra impression.  She was apparently pissed that Ms. Banks used “bitchy reporter” as a scenario for Top Model, since she and Tyra had a run-in at the FIERCEE Awards… (so hilarious- pronounced ‘fierce-ey’ and made up by Tyra, of course).  Anyway.    Here she is interviewing some other model at the real Fierceeeeeeeees.  

Video here.  The voiceover is the best part.

October 13, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Emily. 1 comment.

I really like mid-century modern illustrations and places

Thanks Samuel Owen Gallery!!! These fucking rock. I want them all.

Steph- this one’s for you:

Becky, they didn’t have one for Indianapolis, but this reminded me of you:

Eems, this one’s for you:

And Danny, this is for you because we’ve never really gone on vacation together:

October 7, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Becko, Dan, Emily, Nora, Pretty, Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

Remember that time I went to Tokyo

and was mistaken for a Spaniard? So embarrassing.

It can’t embed, so check it out here: http://static.reuters.com/resources/flash/include_video.swf?edition=US&videoId=91851. It has some butts in it, so don’t watch it someplace that will get you in trouble.

stolen from videogum

October 7, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Do not want, Innernette, Matate, Videos. Leave a comment.

poor pooch has a headache

edit: now with more picture of the pooch.

September 28, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals, World saving. Leave a comment.

WAAAAAAAHHHH!!

WFMU’s blog titled this photo “Best Baby Photo Ever.” It was hard not steal the title along with the photo.

September 18, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan. Leave a comment.

Remain in Light

especially if you are in thailand.

wmfu’s blog always posts amazing stuff.

September 17, 2008. Tags: , , , . Ads we like, Dan, Not pretty, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

You light up my life

hahaha, I’m so funny. these lamps are awesome.

Read Homebug’s guide to these lamps here

Funny story: Intern Dan and I went into a store where everything was expensive and they had lamp #4 there (which is totally fucking huge – they have it in Daniel’s office on Ugly Betty [see here]) and Dan tried to adjust it and move it and I freaked the fuck out and told him to stop because he was going to break it. Wait, that story sucks, sorry guys. And sorry for yelling at you in the store, Danny.

September 16, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Dan, Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

obama? what a fabric!

this is the best news story of all time.

Neighbors of Andy Lacasse say the sign, which says “OBAMA HALF-BREED MUSLIN [sic]” breaches the fine line between free speech and inappropriateness.

“I got nothing good to say about Obama,” Lacasse told News 13.

Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago.

“If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there,” Lacasse said.

stolen from adam’s gchat status.

September 12, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Fashiony, News, Politicals. Leave a comment.

a divided house

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086

daily show speaks truth again. but won’t imbed in the post.

also i dont consider this to be a part of the sarah palin fest that’s been going on here.

September 4, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, News, Politicals, Videos. Leave a comment.

just another lazy wednesday

restaking my claim to dumb posts about animals.

August 27, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Innernette, Pretty, Work. 1 comment.

this is the tattoo i am going to get

Dan: is this appropriate for crapwelike?
Emily: for sure
Dan: ok great
Emily: i posted an abortion blog!
Dan: but this is monkeys putting fingers in butts
Emily: sometimes monkeys are silly!

credit goes to page for finding this one.

August 27, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Do not want, Fashiony, I can has animals. Leave a comment.

goat yells like a man

another video that shouldn’t be funny but is.

August 25, 2008. Tags: , . Dan, I can has animals, Videos, Viral, World saving. Leave a comment.

its a viral ad but its pretty awesome

yep, i’m back to stealing from gawker. but its worth watching because its pretty.

August 19, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Eat this, Innernette, Viral. Leave a comment.

this dog is better than michael phelps

August 18, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Fashiony, I can has animals, Pretty, World saving. 8 comments.

its a moo-na fish sandwich

i blatantly stole it from gawker. also newly reorganized wordpress.com page confused me.

August 15, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Eat this, Pretty, World saving. Leave a comment.

its like project runway and top chef combined into one and for guinea pigs

in peru, they hold an annual guinea pig festival. it includes a cute fasion show (just like project runway!) where i suppose a king and a queen are crowned:

and after they crown the winner, they eat the guinea pigs (just like top chef!). look at the gallery if you don’t believe me (its pictures 7 and 8).

August 7, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Eat this, I can has animals, Pretty, TV. 1 comment.

Dan’s dream is realized

Best!  Go see more Left Handed Toons here.. cause they are great.

July 24, 2008. Tags: , , . Crush, Dan, Emily, I can has animals, Innernette, Nora, World saving. Leave a comment.

I don’t get it

I think this is supposed to be cute or something…maybe romantic? If so, it’s beyond me, although I do like the grey/black fading in the numbers and the hot pink. But yeah, the big design element with the “you” and “me” business is…meh…I dunno

July 22, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Do not want, Is this pretty?, Matate, Nora. 2 comments.

I left my cell phone at the home office today

..so Meetza will be  handling my calls.

Dan:  asleep on the job!

Dan: i just called your phone, meetza has quite an attitude. i think you need a new assistant.

one that’s less queeny.

July 21, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Emily, I can has animals, Matate. Leave a comment.

Put this in the Gchat hall of fame

me: we spooned last nightare you jealousDan: you and meetza or you and nora?me: me and noraDan: oooohme: i was drunk and snuggly!Dan: nora is having an “affair of the heart”Dan: madonna!that is your new nameme: oohi’ll take itDan: or whats her jewish name?that she tookme: kabalahfaceDan: we are living in a material world and i have a kaballah-facehey mr. rabbi put a torah on, i am kaballah facelike a gentile, reading kaballah for the very first timelike a gen-enenenenen-tileoh wow so fun!me: i am speechlessDan: by how clever that is or my knowledge of madonna?just like a prayer, kaballah will take you there, you better read my face, kaballah all up in there!Dan: kaballah makes the jew-ew-ew-ews come together… it’s a mitzvah when you loo -oo-oo-k into my face

July 11, 2008. Tags: , , , , , . Dan, Emily, Music, Nora. Leave a comment.

boner!

this was entirely coincidental.

Emily: nothing kills a boner quicker
Dan
: speaking of boners:

Emily: hahahaha
that is not a fail!
that is a success!
that should be on the success blog

July 8, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Emily, News, Viral. Leave a comment.

Making Heat Matate

I am working from the home office right now… which is kind of hard to do and stay focused.  Let me illustrate:

Dan: so is your bed the new office?
 me: yes
 me: and i just read a quote on my gmail from mr burns
  that says
dont stay in bed unless you can make money in bed
  well
  i can
 Dan: hahaha
 me: i guess that is what prostitutes do
  i just got it
 Dan: i was going to be polite and not point that out
 me: ok
  by mr burns
  i mean george burns
  i read that wrong
 Dan: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 me: or in my mind, it was just mr burns
  hahahahaha
  oh man oh man

July 8, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Dan, Emily, Matate, Work. Leave a comment.

A very, very clever cover to a very, very brilliant essay

This is the cover for the new edition of Walter Benjamin’s The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction that will be a part of Penguin’s Great Ideas series:

The essay is also great. If you are looking for a great piece of cultural criticism, you can read the entire essay on marxists.org.

See the rest of the covers here.

July 3, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Is this pretty?, Pretty, World saving. Leave a comment.

An end of an era: so long, Intern Dan!

The day has come, when our little intern has climbed the corporate ladder all the way to the top.

Yesterday, I broke the blog. The following gauntlet was laid down:

Dan: oh wow
its really broken

me: fixitfixitfixit

if you fix it you can be a non intern

you have 24 hours
like in swordfish

—– 22 hours later ——-

Dan: TAKE AWAY INTERN
I FUCKING FIXED THE BLOG

I can’t argue with that; even if I am a dictator. The blogger formerly known as Intern Dan, will be known as Dan, henceforth. Don’t screw the pooch!

July 3, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Emily, News. Leave a comment.

unlike the last cats, these cats are evil

from catsthatlooklikehitler.com, an oldie but a goodie. these cats will get you!

July 1, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Emily, Innernette, Viral. Leave a comment.

im going to blow your mind

get ready: www.randomkittengenerator.com

obligatory chatlog:

Dan: im about to blow your fucking mind
http://www.randomkittengenerator.com/
Emily: ahhh
you are right

July 1, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

this is probably the definition of matate.

The Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots

i dont even know where to start with this article, but here goes:

A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish – faggots.

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week. […]

“The nation knows that the Cornish pasty, Yorkshire pudding, haggis and fish and chips are great British dishes, but all too often the faggot is left off that list,” said Janet Doody.

Her husband Fred added: “It’s unfair because faggots were a British delicacy long before any of the others.

“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”

for some reason, it reminds me of the vacation movie. adam sent this to me.

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, Eat this, Matate. Leave a comment.

its a religious experience

its like the movie love liza with phillip seymour hoffman, but instead of huffing gas, you can huff god.

June 26, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, World saving. Leave a comment.

becky and her friends riding bikes

riding bikes is what all the cool kids do!

June 25, 2008. Tags: , , . Becko, Dan. 2 comments.

i dont know where these came from but i love them

found while reading wfmu.

June 25, 2008. Tags: , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Pretty. Leave a comment.

i love news bloopers

this video was posted on gawker a while ago, but i just watched it again and gave myself the giggles.

its not the most original thing but it makes me laugh.

June 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Dan, Innernette, News, TV, Videos, Viral. Leave a comment.

“chubbies are like regulars now”

thanks go to kate for finding the image and the title. original post is here.

June 23, 2008. Tags: , , . Ads we like, Dan, Viral. Leave a comment.

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