As done by my good friend (and former teacher) Dennis – spoilers alert, but if you think you’ll never see this movie, this is the funniest synopsis I’ve read ever. This movie rivals Wicker Man (my fav) in ridiculousness.
read at your leisure after the jump
I just went to a Carvel ice cream stand for the first time and I can’t believe this cake exists and is marketed towards children.
Is anyone else watching him on Conan right now? Mmmm, not funny. He tells stories worse than I do.
A few of us here at CWL have moved or moved into new apartments recently, and I for one have been on the hunt for a new living room rug. Well, I should say that I WAS on the hunt until I found this one:
I think this is better than Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling.
In my unnamed office building, 30 out of the 120 bathrooms contain something called “female urinals.” They look like this. I have no idea how to use them. Luckily a high-level governmental official has been made aware of the problem.
shoot me in the face please. Because this show is terrible. Seriously. It’s a brain abortion.
It’s SO TERRIBLE and I used to LOVE it. Now Christina’s like 800 months pregnant, and Betty’s TAKING HER DOWN THE RUNWAY.
Seriously. I just want to tell everyone to stop watching this show. Just rewatch season 1.
Fuck Yeah Sharks!
ALSO, props to Celebrity Baby Blog for finding the ugliest picture of her ever.
just letting you know that now you can travel in ugly style!
I love Street Anatomy
WARNING: Red, white and blue isn’t a good design scheme.
take it away, Today Show!
Say it’s not so.. Sparks is no more. I guess we should also say RIP Drunk Nora Doing Marching Band Dance, and RIP Sparks Challenge Becko. Should we re-create Sparks challenge one last time? (6 Sparks in an hour) Guess not..
The Illinois attorney general says ““These drinks are extremely dangerous in the hands of young people. They contain substantially more caffeine than coffee or soda and are marketed as a way to ‘power’ your nights by staying awake and drinking more alcohol. This is a completely inappropriate message to send to younger audiences.”
I KNOW! BOOOOO. via Gawker.
Too scaring to embed.
Jessica Alba looks so much awesome without airbrushing.. maybe she has some minor polterwang going on, but that’s it. She looks great and PS she just had a damn BABY. Campari you suck. Via HuffPo
I can’t embed because I’m on a double-decker megabus right now.
I mean, yeah, she’s pregnant. Like, maybe the most pregnant of anyone. ever.
Emily: I bet she has trouble learning
Emily: Because she can’t see and shit.
This photo is really priceless.
Those who’ve been to Ocracoke surely remember the giant rearing pony in front of the Pony Island Motel. And you can’t miss its giant cock and balls. Just wanted to point out that this is not what a horse’s package actually looks like. And it’s the most detailed part of the statue. Weird.
This video is prettttty harsh on Palin.. but her “place in hell” quote is ridiculous. Remember when Hil was running? I bet Palin wasn’t so supportive. Also, fuck you Sarah Palin. Sorry, I’m sick, and that is my best summary.
Thanks Victoria for the clip.
My sister sent this article to me with the message “These clothes are not affordable in tough economic times. Sorry, NY Times, you are wrong.”
Surprise! Naked people are on your bed!! I want a new comforter, but not this one, I don’t think. I’m really bothered by the fact that these naked folks have no heads. Get out of my bed headless nudes! OH wait, when you’re IN the bed YOU LOOK NAKED! hehe. But still creepy when the bed is made.
c/o the kim cho
Steph = Trough Gutted Palin
Becky/Dan = WMD Cessna Palin
Em = Fork Decoy Palin
Nora = Bush Gator Palin
I don’t know why Becky and Dan’s came out the same.
Seriously. Cut dem bangs, yo. Is that why she’s holding money? To tip the stylist?
Amy Poehler: Leaving ‘Saturday Night Live’ will be ‘hard’
Tuesday, September 16th 2008, 2:16 PM
“It’s gonna be really hard – Boyz II Men hard – to say goodbye to yesterday,” Poehler jokingly said of her nearly seven-year stint on the show.
“‘SNL’ was dangerous, late-night, last-minute and star-studded, but like any good drug, you need to know when to put it down.”
According to an SNL rep, the actress is staying with the show until her baby is born.
Though the mom-to-be makes no guarantee for a return to late-night TV, the star is reportedly working on her own show with “The Office” producers and writers at NBC.
Just last weekend, Poehler made headlines again for her spot-on portrayal of Senator Hillary Clinton in SNL’s season premiere.
I guess I have to cite The NY Daily News for the story, but jesus, Daily News, lay off the linking to your goddamn photos. Just report the fucking story.
Watch out Florida. Ike is coming and boy is he huge.
Skip to 7:00, “Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine.”
I thought this was a really good point, brought up by writers for Jezebel.
MOE: You know what is interesting, reading this interview? I feel like I sometimes err on the side of chalking up most Republican gaffes and idiocy re foreign policy to a kind of purposeful vagueness that buys them the license to invade whatever they want. But it should not be so hard to brief Sarah Palin. How could she come off so blindsided? How difficult is it, really, to grasp basic foreign policy? Why are so few politicians capable of giving a more accurate assessment in a television interview than i could? And I think to be honest, maybe it is tough for Sarah Palin to grasp. Maybe she just doesn’t absorb information about Sunnis and Shiites and Iran and Pakistan the way, you know, Barack Obama would. It isn’t that hard! And yet, it’s not like this shit gets taught in our schools, and that probably includes the communications curriculum at all six of Sarah Palin’s colleges.
MEGAN: My concern, though, is that it makes her just enough of a “regular” American that it’ll make regular Americans want to have a beer with her and mock us elitist Americans’ obsession with little things like the Bush doctrine and how starting an actual war with Russia might be bad. And that’s sort of what got George Bush elected. Twice.
Good question Steph, why did they put a random mansion behind mccain during his speech? (jfyi- when i watched it on tv, it was just a blue screen…) I think a better question is though, why did they make the stage look like a penis?
That’s former Senator Bill Frist you see speaking on tonight’s redesigned RNC stage, with a lovely projection of the African plains at dusk as his backdrop. You know what else is a projection? The massive black cock on which he’s standing.
Oh Tyra. You wooed us to stay up late tonight watching the season premiere of ANTM Cycle 410934873596 (that’s the exact number of “cycles” they’ve done). You won tonight, I’ll give you that. But whenever I look at you and your head full of thoughts of world domination and awareness-spreading intentions (see: this cycle’s contestant Isis), all I can think of is that time when Spencer and Heidi came to your show and said something so racist that the whole universe should had been shocked but you were too stupid to notice.
(I can’t find the clip anywhere else online except from The Soup, which is great, I effing love The Soup, but just skip to about 6:28 in…)
I’m sorry. That’s just ridic-ba-dunk-a-dunk-ulous.
So I thought I would get a head start on tomorrow and start posting again at midnight. This one comes care of Junior. Thanks.
Bravo! Great jlog!
Those two annoying and forgetable Project Runway designers are actually a couple. The video doesn’t work for me, but I don’t have sound anyway. Let me know if it’s at all amusing. Anyone think that the designers this year haven’t been all that impressive?
And for my own attempt at BOD: The Onion AV Club does a really good Project Runway recap . I like how they make fun of Jennifer: “Jennifer was delusional about her own aesthetic right to the end: ‘I brought something different to Project Runway … with my surrealism.’ That word doesn’t mean what you think it means, Jennifer.”
I just realized Jennifer could read this, and now I feeel bad. Sorry, Jennifer.
(I also love Tim’s Take..obvs).
From Best Week Ever’s post Is Michael Phelps a Douche?
I don’t think he is a douche- i imagine he spends more time in the pool than he does outside. He probably just doesn’t know how to dress himself because 90% of the time he is wearing a speedo or his 20,000-calories-a-day eating suit.
By the way, who let him into fashion week looking like that?
Eww. I hate boys in jeans and flip flops.
I saw Yelle play last winter and I think she is adorable. I think this song is great but not so certain how I feel about the video…and are her outfits McDonald’s themed? I can’t tell.
I remember my mom commenting on all the dressed up geese in Ohio towns.
Guess what hipsters? The Brits are on to you!!! Topshop tells you how to dress for Williamsburg:
Stupid Topshop, hipsters are more unique than that.. oh wait, it’s time to not wash my hair and hike up my high-wasted pants and wear my damn sunglasses on the L train, even though it is underground. If this post offends you, then you consider yourself a hipster, which a true hipster would never do. Eh? So there! I think I’m in the clear.