Thanks to pal Drew for sending this my way. He said “My guess is she’ll think it’s ugly but it’s still cool furniture.”
Spot on, Drew. Actually, it’s not that it’s ugly, it’s that it’s messy. Why would I want a messy table? I wouldn’t.
It turns out that Vermont is a great place for a nose job. If you’re a big horn sheep, that is. “Bucky”, pictured below, fell and broke his nose a few years ago. Don Carpenter at Wildwood Taxidermy did a fantastic job fixing him up.
Today is the fifth day I have spilled coffee on me. Thankfully, today I was smart enough to wear a dark blue dress so you can’t really tell. But I basically smell like a dunkin’ + deodorant.
So I’m signed up for Google alerts about Charlotte, VT and I was alerted to this blog entry about a dude’s trip to Vermont. I really like his style of writing and what he chose to highlight, including this:
And Nora, they hiked the same mountain we hiked (which may or may not be the only time Nora has gone hiking).
You know, with bright colors and abstract pixelation (sp?), you might think I’d be really into this art. You’d be wrong though. It’s boring.
I don’t know if anyone else saw this, but a body was found in a shed at McCarren pool yesterday. Since i’ve been to the pool about a gazillion times this summer, i was a little shocked and grossed out. (Read more here)
I told Jack about it and here were his thoughts…
did you hear about this?
me: so scary
its been there for months!
WHO COULD IT BE?!? who is missing from hipsterdom/whose body would send the best message to the hipster world that organized crime “ain’t gonna take anymore rattails’n’neon, ka-peeesh?!?”
this is not something to joke about
me: i bet its a drunk dude- homelessperson
cold in the winter and died
never let them find my body
if I go missing
i don’t want to be found
me: you just want to decompose somewhere?
Jack: meh i guess
and then baked into cakes
and then feed the cakes
who like cake
Nom nom nom
it are my birfday
give those cats haircuts
and then cut up my favorite clothes into tiny, cat-sized facsimile outfits of shit I would wear
and dress those cats up like tiny versions of me
and make a calendar
and then have a parade
maybe serve the leftover cake
to people this time
that’s all I want
BROKEN GLASS ART!! AAH WORST
I think this is hilarious. I love that these two mid-nineties stars have found love. Also, Nora makes fun of me because I can actually quote Liar, Liar.. and I do.
Becko, Kim and I can tell you.. it’s hard.
Which Nelly song mentions Vanna White, anyway?
No wonder McCain loves The Hills- his daughter Meghan is practically Lauren Conrad’s twin. I kind of perused her blog and it looks like she just kind of travels around the campaign circuit with her sidekick who is making a video or something? I can’t quite figure it out. All I know is that I’m kind of jealous of the huge purses she carries everywhere…
McCAINBLOGETTE: Musings and Pop Culture on the Political Trail (sorry Meghan, it aint no cwl)
UPDATE: holy crap, check out her playlists! I’m shocked to find that we share a lot of the same tunes. I expected to see some Dixie Chicks or Backstreet Boys or something, not Yelle, Hot Chip, the Gossip, the Teenagers, David Bowie- baaaaah blowing my mind!
This was not my flight home from Guatemala, although I did fly TACA through San Salvador the day after this crash. FAIL.
Amy Winehouse + Pete Dougherty + baby mice = really fucking scary. Blake Incarcerated isn’t going to be happy with this, I don’t think.
If your contribution to legging design is built-in knee pads, what do you THINK we’re going to assume you’re doing?
PS- Don’t ruin Ugly Betty. THANKS.
Why do they talk so slow and why don’t their mouths move?
And why can’t I figure out how to post videos?
is anyone else excited about American Apparel selling their used shit online besides me?
Their ‘line’ or curated ebay collection or whatever is called California Select. The name is a little lame bit hopefully the clothes will be cooler.
from The Smoking Gun
This picture cracks me up. I hate flags and I hate the Hills and I hate those shorts, most of all. I hope they’re at Heidiwood.
This is why I love her..
from People.. “Winehouse, 24, was alleged to have headbutted a man outside of a bar who tried to hail her a taxi, according to a detailed account in The Sun. The article is accompanied by a slideshow sequence of photos which include one of the “Rehab” singer walking into a lamppost.”
This is real. It’s a kids book that helps kids understand why their moms got plastic surgery. As a kid who had a hard time dealing with change, I can appreciate the idea.. but god that’s sick. I needed the book “My beautiful Mommy with a perm” cause I cried when my beautiful mommy permed her hair once.. then again I cried when we got a new car, and new kitchen cabinets.. maybe I should start a series..
This disgusts me:
Teach your child that sitting in chairs is what people do. Bean bags are for hippies and lazies.
So this is called the American Comfort Quilt but I think it should really be called the What Can I Buy Today To Feel American? quilt. Makes me feel dirty inside.
Fug Madness is over, and FYI.. I may not have guessed the final four, but I picked the winner. And, yes, I did follow the bracket even though I happened to be the only one participating that I knew. Whatever, I guess that means I win my own pool. Score! Thanks Bai Ling!
It’s ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!
Best movie tagline EVER. Thanks Dlisted, for drawing this to my attention. I need to update my Myspace & Facebook “favorite movies” sections immediately. I suggest you do the same.
Go for it, B.
heehee and weird
Then put soap in your butt! All the time! Aaahhhhhhh
Seems useful, no? Maybe more useful in college. Hey, remember when Sarah crashed on her bike and got snapple and broken glass everywhere? Aw, Sauce. That makes me laugh and worry at the same time.
I think this is for women who are trying too hard.
Are these hot or not? I can’t tell.
.. and explains my last relationship. THANKS!
No, really, the design is called Nora. I’m not a huge fan of the ultra minimalist interior, but hey, it can use my name.
Dan’s buying this for Nora for her birthday. Surprise!
Oh, I guess it just says ‘Git-R-Dun.’