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August 5, 2009. Tags: , , . Add this to your calendar, Becko, Dan, Emily, News, Nora, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

Steph’s worst nightmare

My roommate Liz and I were just discussing my complicated issues with red velvet cake. And then Facebook revealed this to her. If you want me to come to your wedding, I’m going to have to ask that you don’t have one of these:

Red velvet cupcakes

August 2, 2009. Tags: , , . Do not want, Eat this, Steph, Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Ever want to know what sounds animals make in other languages?

This site has it all and in a really cool format. I always thougth that in french dogs went “wau wau,” but it’s actually “woof woof.” And Russian dogs go “guff guff.”

July 27, 2009. FYI, I can has animals, Steph. Leave a comment.

You get a car!

I couldn’t find the actual clip, but this gives you a taste.

July 23, 2009. Tags: , , . Steph, TV. Leave a comment.

Your Wildest Dreams Have Come True

Has everyone seen this already? I think it’s the funniest thing ever.

July 23, 2009. Tags: , . Matate, Steph, TV. Leave a comment.

More interspecies love

I think Jessica is going to kill one of these puppies by accident.

July 12, 2009. I can has animals, Steph. 1 comment.

The Most Wonderful Story Ever Told

U.S. Embassy saves Willy the sea turtle.

July 9, 2009. Tags: . I can has animals, News, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

This needs to be on Cake Wrecks

I just went to a Carvel ice cream stand for the first time and I can’t believe this cake exists and is marketed towards children.

July 8, 2009. Eat this, Matate, Not pretty, Steph. 1 comment.

I vaguely remember this show!

Running from 1981 to 1987, the Canadian show Today’s Special followed the adventures of Jeff, a mannequin who came to life every night after closing with the aid of a magic cap; his display-designer friend Jodie; and puppet buddies Sam Crenshaw (the store security guard) and Muffy (a mouse who speaks only in rhyme). Each episode taught a lesson: about hats, friendship, and even alcoholism. But for impressionable young ones, the real education came from learning the strict rules that kept Jeff breathing. Losing the hat paralyzes him, and one step outside the store makes him a mannequin for good.

WTF???

June 26, 2009. Tags: , . Steph, TV. 4 comments.

AV Club is right, this is really weird

25 notably trippy kids shows.

My mom told my sister about this show and Alison was pretty sure it was made up. But it’s real. It’s about a chimp that’s a secret agent.

June 26, 2009. Tags: . Steph, TV. Leave a comment.

Girl Who Doesn’t Age: So Freaky

Ahhh she’s 16!!

June 24, 2009. Do not want, News, Steph. Leave a comment.

The Hallway by Miranda July

Can we really not embed vimeo?

June 15, 2009. Tags: , . Steph. Leave a comment.

Donuts destroy sewer system

In case you didn’t know already, donuts can do harm.

“The suit details problems with the plant dating as far back as 2004, describing a sewer facility permeated by the smell of doughnuts, pipes clogged with corrosive slime and the resulting raw sewage leaks that eventually shut down the southern Fairfax sewer system.

At one point, public works officials ran a closed-circuit camera along a pipe to show the grease deposits, only to get the camera stuck in the buildup.”

Oh dear.

June 14, 2009. Tags: , . Do not want, Eat this, News, Steph. 1 comment.

Arlington Rap

Most of our bloggers and readers are probably not familar with Arlington, but it’s the city right outside DC where all the preppy types live. This video is taking the DC area by storm and has already gotten a write up in the Washington Post. I like the line about tapas.

June 14, 2009. Steph, Viral. Leave a comment.

slo-mo dove

I found this funny.

Ok, I realized this was a double post when “turn around bright eyes” was already a tag. But I wanted to leave it to show how Emily is in my brain. I blame being out of the country for being two weeks behind on my youtube.

June 14, 2009. Tags: . Music, Steph. 1 comment.

Get Pumped: Real World DC

Will there be a tranny?

June 8, 2009. Tags: . FYI, Steph, TV. Leave a comment.

Benjamin Button

I never saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button but I assume this video says it all.

Blerg, it didn’t embed.

June 3, 2009. Tags: , . Ads we like, Steph. Leave a comment.

Vote for Mountain Goat Ruby

My friend Ryan’s doggie niece has been nominated as the dog of the day on Purina.com. Vote for her. She’s a rescue dog and afraid of bicycles.

May 27, 2009. I can has animals, Steph, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

Watch this: Woomba

You most see

May 25, 2009. Tags: . Ads we like, News, Steph, TV, Want. 1 comment.

My life is average (kind of like fuck my life).

Today, as I created an account for this site it said “lowercase only” underneath the email section. I typed it in all caps to see if it would still work. It did. MLIA

Thanks to Liz for this.

May 22, 2009. Blogz, Steph, Viral. 1 comment.

Man saves ducklings

Watch him catch them. Thanks BBC.

May 22, 2009. I can has animals, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

Have a beagle and carry on

truer words have never been spoken.

May 22, 2009. Tags: , . Blogz, I can has animals, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

These beards are gross

From the World Beard Championship

May 13, 2009. Tags: , . Do not want, Not pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

1000 Awesome Things

I agree with most of them, including

#775 When someone holds your keys and wallet in their purse

and

#771 Waking up before your alarm clock and realizing you’ve got lots of sleep time left

May 9, 2009. Blogz, Steph, Want. 1 comment.

Swedish Furniture Name Generator

Kinda like the Sarah Palin baby name thing.

I’m STJESVANI

May 6, 2009. Blogz, Design, Steph. Leave a comment.

Omg Lol …. bad tattoos

So many more gems.

May 3, 2009. Tags: , , , . Do not want, Matate, Not pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

Cool/creepy photos of Grey Gardens

Thanks b for sending me these.

More photos.

(sorry steph- i’m adding more to your post…)

The photos are from a NYT slideshow of the Grey Gardens mansion…

A 1975 documentary captured the eccentric lives of Edith Bouvier Beale, known as Big Edie, and her daughter, Little Edie, in Grey Gardens, the filthy, dilapidated mansion they occupied in East Hampton.
Two years after Big Edie died in 1977, Little Edie sold the house to Sally Quinn and Benjamin C. Bradlee, who undertook a massive renovation. These photographs, which have never been seen by the public before, were taken by a photographer hired by Ms. Quinn at the time she and her husband purchased the house, in order to capture the extent of the decay.
Correction: April 20, 2009
A previous version of this slideshow reported that Edith Bouvier Beale died in 1979. She died in 1977 and the house was sold in 1979.

I can’t wait to see Grey Gardens with Drew Barrymore on HBO. Steph, I should come visit you in DC and have a watching party.

May 3, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Do not want, Steph. 2 comments.

Pet observation porthole: do want.

My sister sent me this amusing article about SkyMall. The NY Times loves reporting on how every tiny niche of society is suffering from the recession. Also, remember how Sarah had a SkyMall ad on her door of A1 for some dog bark collar?

May 2, 2009. Ads we like, I can has animals, News, Steph. 1 comment.

This bird has more rhythm than I do.

Snowball dances in time to his favourite Backstreet Boys song played at three different tempos 

April 30, 2009. I can has animals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Cute and strange

Baby giant anteater born at the National Zoo.

April 30, 2009. I can has animals, Is this pretty?, Steph. Leave a comment.

Swine Flu PSAs from way back when

The second one is really creepy.

April 28, 2009. Tags: , . Ads we like, Do not want, FYI, I can has animals, News, Steph, TV, Uncategorized, World saving. 3 comments.

I iz a pirate

That is all.

April 27, 2009. I can has animals, Innernette, Steph, Viral. 1 comment.

Bravo needs to make a Real Housewives of Yaoude

Cause this lady lives there.

April 27, 2009. Fashiony, Not pretty, Politicals, Steph. 1 comment.

FYI

Thanks Ryan for sending me this.

April 24, 2009. FYI, Steph. Leave a comment.

More fuck yeah blogs

This bacon-wrapped cilatro dog looks pretty good.

April 23, 2009. Tags: . BOD: Blog of the Day, Eat this, Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

Look at this fucking hipster

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com

I think this is better than Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling.

April 21, 2009. Blogz, Fashiony, Innernette, Not pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

Proof of Cat Riding Bus

Cat takes bus to shops.

April 20, 2009. Tags: , . I can has animals, Steph. Leave a comment.

This cat is named Nora

April 18, 2009. Tags: , . I can has animals, Innernette, Nora, Steph, Viral. 1 comment.

Russian commuter dogs: sad and adorable

Watch the video!

April 18, 2009. Tags: . I can has animals, News, Steph. Leave a comment.

Even more reasons to love Paul Rudd

He loves children and the earth.

April 18, 2009. Tags: . Crush, Pretty, Steph, TV, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

Do Want: Breathable G&T’s

Only 7 dollars/hour!

April 16, 2009. Tags: , . Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

Dolphins:1 Pirates:0

Dophins foil pirate attack/China is bizarre.

April 16, 2009. Tags: , . I can has animals, News, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

Nora, you will like

There are so many more pictures.

April 14, 2009. Design, Nora, Pretty, Steph, Want. 1 comment.

More har har hars

April 13, 2009. Steph, Viral. Leave a comment.

Flutter: har har har

Anyone know how to embed this?

April 9, 2009. Innernette, Steph, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

The Blankoat: a high-end snuggie

It was very very cold
so was made Blankoat

And you can win one!

April 8, 2009. Tags: , , . Do not want, Fashiony, Matate, Not pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

Sisters Make People Happy

The BBC said so.

My sister sent this to me. Awwwww.

April 7, 2009. Tags: . FYI, News, Steph. Leave a comment.

I only watched some of this.

But it seemed very entertaining.

April 2, 2009. Music, Steph, Videos, Viral. 2 comments.

Female Urinals: what gives?

In my unnamed office building, 30 out of the 120 bathrooms contain something called “female urinals.” They look like this. I have no idea how to use them. Luckily a high-level governmental official has been made aware of the problem.

I got this image from a site called urinal.net.

March 31, 2009. Tags: . Do not want, Matate, Not pretty, Politicals, Steph. 2 comments.

Seemed appropriate

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There

March 30, 2009. Steph. Leave a comment.

a puggle named apple

kinda catchy and very adorable.

March 30, 2009. Tags: . I can has animals, Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

Funny but so wrong

Delicious Obama Fingers

March 28, 2009. Do not want, Eat this, Matate, Politicals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Grey Gardens the movie … Cannot Wait!

Drew does a pretty good “Mother darling.”

March 28, 2009. Add this to your calendar, Pretty, Steph, TV, Want. Leave a comment.

Need: Undo Send

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/25/gmail.labs.email/index.html

March 26, 2009. Innernette, Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

Christ this looks good

Maurice Sendak + Arcade Fire + Karen O + Spike Jones

March 25, 2009. Crush, Pretty, Steph, Want. 2 comments.

Cute but sad and scary at the same time

Clouded snow leopard cubs.

March 25, 2009. Eat this, I can has animals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Kitty cat

Ok, I haven’t watched this with sound or all the way through, but Ryan suggested I post it and he is generally reliable when it comes to crap.

March 23, 2009. I can has animals, Innernette, Steph. 3 comments.

Athlete Life Fail



This article was really interesting and sad.
Reason number 385983 to to use condoms: you don’t want to be paying child support on nine different kids. I’ve been posting a lot about the need to use protection lately, huh?

March 11, 2009. Do not want, FYI, Matate, News, Steph. Leave a comment.

I love this bridge so much!

Thanks to Steph B. for this one.

Remember when Pee Wee said he loves fruit salad and then Ms. Yvonne goes, “Why don’t you marry it?” and fucking Pee literally did it!? Apparently this is not a very unique event and the name for people who do this is objectum-sexuals. One lady even married the Eiffel Tower.

March 11, 2009. Eat this, Steph. Leave a comment.

Happy Birthday CrapWeLike!

Today is CWL’s 1 year anniversary!  In celebration,  here are our top three posts most trafficked posts of all time (sorry, definitely not our BEST posts..)

#3:  NSFW, unless you’re on someone else’s work computer

aka – the post about the Verizon guy looking up kind of dirty vids on my work computer including Man With World’s Biggest Penis and this:

#2:  Suri Cruise is so cute my eyes can’t compute

#1 – For Liz

Honorable mention goes to this dog is better than michael phelps.

Top search engine referral terms for the year: ed westwick, bulldog puppies, michael phelps, suri cruise, the hills, nom nom nom

in conclusion: Gossip Girl, Suri Cruise and penis vids are the way to go.  Here’s to another year of CWL and maybe actually moving over to crapwelike.com.. somedayy, I promise.

March 11, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Becko, Blogz, Dan, Emily, FYI, Nora, Steph, World saving. 2 comments.

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