puff daddy colognes his balls

from some blog that was on gawker, that is quoting an article from the daily mail about puff daddy’s pre-going-out rituals:

“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown.
To make matters worse, the Didster, splashes on his cologne all over his newly waxed genitals.

Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.”

i like the idea that puff daddy would say this because i already hate him so much.

Above is Diddy’s catchphrase a la Making the Band.. (I’m jumping in on this post, sorry Dan), but I think the real question is where does waxing your balls fall on the no bitchassness scale?  Cause, I’m thinking the two don’t go together.  -EM

final thoughts, via Gchat:

Dan: 1. i couldnt bring myself to post a picture of him
Dan: 2. i refuse to call him anything other than puff daddy
Dan:   the waxing doesn’t bother me too much
its the cologne on the balls after the waxing
1. that probably really hurts
me: i think waxing your balls makes you full of bitchassness
Dan: 2. that can’t be good for anyone

June 18, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Dan, Eat this, Emily, Music. 1 comment.

i should have been a film major

found it on gawker. its made by a production company called action figure. it’s awesome.

June 10, 2008. Tags: , , , . Ads we like, Dan, Videos, Viral, Work. 1 comment.

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