Blagojevich fail


April 24, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Emily, FYI, TV, World saving. Leave a comment.

Spencer should not have a gun.

Hi, vote for gun control.  Sweet Palin shirt, dude.

October 23, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . Emily, Matate. Leave a comment.

30 Rock is more liberal than 24

I like what Gawker says about The Hills being conservative – “Heidi Montag endorses McCain, he calls her “a very talented actress”, John Adams twirls in his grave. Plus it’s all about remorseless spending and there are no gays on the show and, actually, thousands of gays in LA, especially working in fashion for God’s sake.”

No wonder I hate that show.

October 14, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Emily, Politicals, TV. Leave a comment.

America’s Next Top Dunk

Oh Tyra. You wooed us to stay up late tonight watching the season premiere of ANTM Cycle 410934873596 (that’s the exact number of “cycles” they’ve done). You won tonight, I’ll give you that. But whenever I look at you and your head full of thoughts of world domination and awareness-spreading intentions (see: this cycle’s contestant Isis), all I can think of is that time when Spencer and Heidi came to your show and said something so racist that the whole universe should had been shocked but you were too stupid to notice.

(I can’t find the clip anywhere else online except from The Soup, which is great, I effing love The Soup, but just skip to about 6:28 in…)

I’m sorry. That’s just ridic-ba-dunk-a-dunk-ulous.

September 5, 2008. Tags: , , , , , , . I can has animals, Nora, Not pretty. 1 comment.

God Bless Americrap

This picture cracks me up.  I hate flags and I hate the Hills and I hate those shorts, most of all.  I hope they’re at Heidiwood.

April 28, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Do not want, Emily, Fashiony, Not pretty. 1 comment.

McCain has time to watch The Hills?

I can’t even sit through a full episode because the fake conversation is just too awful.. and as Nora pointed out, the show is really just based on Lauren’s eyebrow raises. But, hey I guess it doesn’t take much to entertain McCain..

“Asked for a reaction to the news that he’d been endorsed by reality-soap bad girl Heidi Montag of “The Hills,” John McCain told Swampland: “I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.”

Spencer for VP! ewwwwwwwwwww!

April 2, 2008. Tags: , , , , . Emily, FYI, TV. 3 comments.