Idiotarod NYC 2009

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January 31, 2009. Emily, Nora, Not pretty. 2 comments.

Meetz does not want to sleep in this CROC

Gross! Who am I to talk really.. I have to admit I bought some Ugg-like boots yesterday after a long hatred of them, so maybe Crocs are up next for me.   JK JK never!

January 30, 2009. Tags: , , , . Do not want, Emily, Fashiony, I can has animals, Matate. 2 comments.

Important announcement re: this Saturday

If wordpress still won’t let you embed Vimeo (boo!), click here: http://vimeo.com/2862454

January 29, 2009. Tags: , , . Becko, Brooklyn, Emily, New York, Nora, Politicals, Steph, Videos, World saving. Leave a comment.

Kimora is pregs again

ALSO, props to Celebrity Baby Blog for finding the ugliest picture of her ever.

January 29, 2009. Tags: , , . Matate, Nora, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

exhibit opening at City Reliquary!

yeaaaaaahhhhhh

The show will feature documents and artifacts from the 1930s, when immigrant Meyer Parodneck and a handful of anti-poverty activists founded the Consumer-Farmer Milk Cooperative to ensure farmers received a fair price, and consumers paid a fair price, for milk. The Co-op played a pivotal role opening the market controlled by milk distribution giants. With their own processing plants and distribution stations, the Consumer-Farmer Co-op sold milk to consumers at the lowest possible price, and paid farmers the highest possible return, for nearly fifty years. Overcoming a mountain of obstacles, this organization made a difference to hundreds of struggling farmers and to the children of low-income New Yorkers.

The exhibition includes period Co-op newsletters and advertising campaigns, vintage paper milk containers, and cooperative movement propaganda. Pivotal moments in the Co-op’s story are illustrated with miniature dioramas.

The reception is free and open to the public with refreshments courtesy of Peanut Butter Company (locally produced and salmonella free!).

January 28, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, Brooklyn, Eat this. Leave a comment.

awesome photo from inauguration

i wish i had gone but i had my first day of classes and im a big wuss about the cold

from hassa- the photo actually came from here though

January 28, 2009. Becko, Politicals, World saving. Leave a comment.

opposite of fail

from stereogum

January 28, 2009. Becko, Videos, Viral. 1 comment.

Stains wants a cupcake

..just in case you haven’t seen this classic clip from It’s Me Or the Dog.

January 28, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Eat this, Emily, I can has animals, TV, Viral. 2 comments.

Dan loves wicker, and I love stripes

…which might lead you to believe that these seats would be something we like. Personally, I think they’re a little gross. Dan? Care to weigh in?

They are sold here

January 27, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, Is this pretty?, Nora. Leave a comment.

haley joel makes an ass of himself again


way to be a dickface yet again haley….

From Gothamist (who got it from Curbed)

The mysterious case of The Penistrator—an unidentified “snowfitti” vandal who’s been drawing phallic symbols on snowy cars parked in the East Village this winter—has taken a shocking, unexpected turn. EV Grieve, who regrets that he lacks the “resources to properly track this fiend,” has learned that the perpetrator may be none other than Sixth Sense star and NYU student Haley Joel Osment. TMZ posted this photo of a snow-fingered Osment earlier this month, with the headline “I See D***, People.” Guess we can close the file on that one!

January 26, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Becko, Matate, New York. Leave a comment.

TEST YOUR MIGHT

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MOOOORTAL KOMMMMBBBATTT

January 26, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Dan, I can has animals, Innernette. Leave a comment.

So we were watching Arrested Development today

So we were watching the episode caled “Pubic Relations” and I got so pissed that I couldn’t identify what else I had seen the actress who played the Klimpy’s waitress in. (No matter how many times I write that sentence it comes out sounding wrong. fuck it.) And fuck you, IMDB for not having her listed in the episode’s cast.

After some more googling, I found out where she’s from.

SHE’S FUCKING “MOONBEAM” FROM ‘PCU.’ YEAHHH

Her name is Becky Thyre

January 25, 2009. Nora. 2 comments.

copyright lesson

learn copyright law via short clips of disney movies. so clever!  it sounds boring but it’s really awesome.

from michael g- thanks

January 25, 2009. Tags: , , , . Innernette, Videos, World saving. Leave a comment.

another brooklyn blog…

BROOKLYN 11211. this one reports on development and happenings in williamsburg, greenpoint, and bushwick. it’s kind of like newyorkshitty with fewer pictures and more neighborhood news and politics. i liked this picture of redhook and the reports on bk bikelanes.

January 25, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, Blogz, Brooklyn, New York, Politicals. Leave a comment.

Whoa there dude

I’m going to the Black Cat tonight. Maybe I can meet a nice guy like this one.

January 24, 2009. Do not want, Innernette, Steph. Leave a comment.

The Mac Turns 25

Old macs are weird…but kind of cool.

January 23, 2009. FYI, Innernette, Steph. Leave a comment.

Chicken Lays Giant Egg

Well, that about sums it up. Watch it here. Thanks Alison for sending this to me.

January 23, 2009. Eat this, FYI, I can has animals, News, Steph. 1 comment.

Another BOD: My Dad Napping

This site is no longer being updated, but it’s kind of soothing to scroll through.

January 23, 2009. BOD: Blog of the Day, Steph. Leave a comment.

Blog of the day: Ike the Thumb Cat

oooh this cat has thumbs!

January 23, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Blogz, BOD: Blog of the Day, Emily, I can has animals, Viral, Want. 4 comments.

How to Stump Anti-Abortionists With One Question

Saw this blog post and thought it was an interesting angle on the abortion issue.  Basically, no protesters havea  good answer to “If abortion was illegal, what should be done with the women who have illegal abortions?”

January 23, 2009. Tags: . Blogz, Politicals. 1 comment.

Wooden Vespa

So you can say “Ride on my woody.” hahaha I’m hilarious

January 23, 2009. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Noodle Eater Hair Guard

January 23, 2009. Tags: , , , . Is this pretty?, Matate, Nora, Not pretty. Leave a comment.

Bookmark lamp

is handy!

January 23, 2009. Tags: , , . Is this pretty?, Nora. 1 comment.

Betty Crocker through the years

She really looks like a mega-bitch circa 1936.. jeeez Betty, have some frosting and perk up a little! More from Jezebel here.

January 22, 2009. Tags: , , , . Eat this, Emily, Fashiony. 7 comments.

Blog of the day: New York Shitty

newyorkshitty.com
I like this blog because it features dog shit and general happenings around my neighborhood and others in BK (but mostly Greenpoint). Here is the about page…

About

As you can probably deduce from the title of this blog, I live in Green Brownpoint, Brooklyn. During my one block trek to the Franklin Corner Store one April day (in 2006) to get a sandwich, I was astonished at the sheer quantity of dog shit I encountered.

Green Street is not the easiest sidewalk to negotiate: the sidewalks are uneven and pock-marked with holes. Dodging piles of dog shit every five feet does not make this task any easier, much less when carrying delicious Cuban sandwiches. It was during this adventure through Poopland that I had the following epiphany:

1. This is ridiculous.

2. I wonder if the people who see fit to use my block as a pissoir would like it if I took a shit in the middle of their living room? Probably not.

3. This is like walking through a fucking mine field, so maybe…

4. if Queen Noor (and Lady Diana before her)  can lobby against the use of land mines, perhaps I can raise awareness about the plague of unattended dog shit in my neighborhood. Call me the Dog Shit Queen of Greenpoint New York Shitty. I’ve been called worse.

What you can expect this blog to feature:

1. Dog shit. When I see dog shit I will:

A. Take a picture of it
B. Make note of the date and the location of said bowel movement

2. Generate “Crap Maps” as I see fit. These maps will reflect the data I compile (as outlined in #1) and will (hopefully) provide an easy reference for anyone who wants to know where worst (s)hit areas are— and perhaps even where the worst offenders live. It is prudent to assume that if these dog owners are too lazy to clean up their own dog shit, they probably do not take much time walking their dogs in the first place.

3. If and/or when I find a particularly choice specimen (READ: a particularly LARGE, sculptural or just plain repulsive bowel movement), it will be showcased as “The Dung of the Day”.

I am accepting submissions from the public. Greenpoint, Park Slope (as if), Williamsburg, Bushwick, Sunset Park, Bay Ridge, Red Hook (especially Red Hook— I like Red Hook almost as much as I like Greenpoint!) or anywhere else in New York Shitty.

It’s much more than dogshit though, it’s funny signs, featured restaurants, neighborhood gossip, cat photos, etc.

January 22, 2009. Tags: , . Becko, Blogz, BOD: Blog of the Day, Brooklyn. 2 comments.

Rib cage suitcase is ugly

just letting you know that now you can travel in ugly style!

I love Street Anatomy

January 21, 2009. Tags: , . Nora, Not pretty. 3 comments.

Loving America doesn’t mean putting it on your walls

WARNING: Red, white and blue isn’t a good design scheme.

January 21, 2009. Tags: , , , . Matate, Nora, Not pretty, Politicals. Leave a comment.

LOVE this dress and yay for Jason Wu

It’s a Cinderella story.  In the Advocate, Wu says dressing Michelle was a “long shot.”  Aw he is so young and great and Michelle looked BEAUTIFUL.  Also in just one day, Michelle Obama wore stuff made by a Cuban-American woman and a 26 year old gay Asian dude.  Minorities, CHECK!

January 21, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Emily, Fashiony, Politicals, Pretty. Leave a comment.

my new screensaver is pretty colors for food

I took a walk around DUMBO this weekend and I obviously loved the Tattfoo Tan mural there. Pretty colors! But I didn’t know they actually represented healthy foods you should be eating as part of a balanced diet.

Anyway, now there’s a screensaver. For free. Download it bitches. Download it here: http://tattfoo.com/

January 21, 2009. Tags: , , , . Brooklyn, Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

Bus is here

THE ORLA BUS THAT IS

THANKS Design Undercover

January 21, 2009. Tags: , . Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

We think http://www.crapwelike.wordpress.com is written by a woman (68%).

thank you genderanalyzer.com

you too can have your blog genderanalyzed for free- i dont know how it came up with a masculine/feminine quotient within 3 seconds but it did…. and it was wrong….

but i guess thats why it only has a 59% success rate

now you try!

January 20, 2009. Tags: , , . Becko, Blogz, Innernette. 3 comments.

Watch this without sound

this is awesome, but the soundtrack is terrible. F- for sound, A+ for TUMBLING

January 19, 2009. Tags: , , . Music, Nora, Pretty, Videos, Viral. Leave a comment.

Scrabble keyboard

’nuff said. Do want.

From here

January 19, 2009. Tags: , . Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty, Want, Work. 3 comments.

miss gossip girl tonight?

Here’s nora’s recap for you…

Nora: um

9:07 PM gossip girl is hoorible?
9:12 PM me: SHIT
i forgot
Nora: hahaha
me: fuck fuck fuck
will i understand if i turn on now?
9:13 PM Nora: oooh fun!
It’s over, love

9:20 PM me: oh shit
right
it ends at 9
i forget
9:21 PM i can probs get it on itunes though
Nora: yeah, but it’s barely worth the $2
9:22 PM me: really?
why did it suck so bad?
Nora: yeah
because it’s all about getting in to yale
me: oh
i saw that preview
with the new teacher?
looked lame…
Nora: yeah
9:23 PM guess what? there’s a new teacher
and Blair is all “Ah! I got a B! YALLLEEEEEEE”
and the teach is like “Blah! I’m new! I did Teach for America!!! YALE”
and then there’s some weird kissing
and an attempted rape
and YALE!
there, you’re caught up
9:24 PM me: aw
thanks
now i dont have to see it

January 19, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, New York, Nora, TV. Leave a comment.

Loving Marimekko + Sanna Annukka

I think I’ve posted about Sanna Annukka before (she’s great). And lord knows I love Marimekko (I still have those car sheets from when I was a kid). Now, Sanna is designing for Marimekko and it’s like four Ks worth of awesome (get it? There are two Ks in Annukka and two Ks in Marimekko).

Some of Sanna’s stuff:

Some of Sanna’s stuff for Marimekko:

Oh god it’s so pretty

January 19, 2009. Tags: , , , . Crush, Fashiony, Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. 3 comments.

My dream bed

YUM

From this place

January 19, 2009. Tags: , , , . Eat this, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty, Work. Leave a comment.

Mmmmmmustaches

This just in: mustaches are so in.

January 19, 2009. Fashiony, FYI, Is this pretty?, Matate, News, Not pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

its almost that time…

….inauguration day!!!! Here is a sweet Obama v Daft Punk remix brought to my attention by Nadia, from pitchfork.

Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland – “Aer OBAMA” from Gold Greendot on Vimeo.

January 19, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, Music, Politicals, Videos. Leave a comment.

Have fun at dinner

this clip is amaaazing.

January 18, 2009. Tags: , , , . Emily, Videos. 1 comment.

im re-loving this movie

I saw Cradle Will Rock when it first came out in the late 90s and I don’t think I knew who Jack Black or Tenacious D was.  The movie is on channel 11 right now- everyone should watch or netflix or something. I’m hungover and enjoying my couch time jfyi.

January 17, 2009. Tags: , , . Becko, Politicals, TV. 1 comment.

buy me this book please

i really like the photographs and im fascinated by hobo culture

Excerpt: All Most Heaven

by Santiago Mostyn

January 17, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Ohio is the heart of it all

January 16, 2009. Tags: , , , . Nora, Pretty. 5 comments.

Importnat News: Shepard Fairey is hot and sassy

Did you see him on Colbert tonight? So cute in his denim jacket and sassy pants. And talented. Mmm.

January 16, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Crush, Nora, Politicals, Pretty, Want, World saving. 3 comments.

Dan I think this is the desk for your room

that fake Eames is driving me nuts though

January 16, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty. 1 comment.

Spoiler Alert

I know most of these, but not all.

Olly Moss‘ stuff is really amazing.

Check out some of his movie posters:

Also, I love this

January 16, 2009. Tags: , , , . FYI, Nora, Pretty, Want. 1 comment.

too soon?

missed connections post….

You looked cold, but cute – m4w – 54 (Hudson River)


Reply to: pers-994376146@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-15, 5:17PM EST

We evacuated the plane together and were standing near each other on the starboard wing. I thought I saw you glance in my direction a couple times and I thought you were really cute, but I wasn’t brave enough to say hello and besides, you were listening to your iPod and I didn’t want to interrupt. I was the guy with the orange flotation vest and Gucci loafers. Tell me what color my tie was. Next time we crash land, I will get up the nerve to say hello!

  • Location: Hudson River
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 994376146

January 15, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Becko, New York, News. 4 comments.

Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling

Not quite as good as Fuck Yeah Sharks, but there are a few gems.

January 14, 2009. BOD: Blog of the Day, Crush, Pretty, Steph, Viral, Want. 1 comment.

I am whiney sinusface

See diagram above for what my sinuses feel like.  Wonder how i got sick!?! jkkkkk.

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Do not want, Emily. Leave a comment.

EW EW EW BABY BORN WITH FOOT TUMOR IN HIS BRAIN

take it away, Today Show!

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26184891/vp/18424824#28635991

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , . Do not want, Matate, News, Nora, Not pretty, Videos. 1 comment.

The Recently Deflowered Girl

Edward Gorey is hilarious and twisted. This book from 1965 cracks me up.

Read all of it here

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , . FYI, Nora, Pretty, World saving. Leave a comment.

Jewelry face

January 14, 2009. News, Nora. Leave a comment.

I don’t really know what ascii code is

But this is an NYC subway map in ascii code

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , . Is this pretty?, New York, Nora. Leave a comment.

Bandaid sneakers

THESE LOOK FUNNY

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , . Fashiony, Is this pretty?, Nora. 3 comments.

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE EVER HEARD EVER IN THE WORD OH MY GOD

ORLA IS DESIGNING FOR TARGETTTTT YAY MY HEAD EXPLODE AAAAH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS AND MY BIRTHDAY HAD A BABY AND ALL MY DREAMS CAME TRUEEEEEE

FEBRUARY 1 IS THE BEST DAY EVER

Here’s some of the stuff:

I got so excited when I read this I called Dan and basically woke him up with screaming. I’m so fucking excited.

Thanks to Decor8 for this amazing news.

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Crush, FYI, News, Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. 3 comments.

These rugs are gross

But I love that coffee table. And sofa! YUM.

January 14, 2009. Tags: , , , . Fashiony, Is this pretty?, Matate, Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

DC gets some love in the NY Times

A nice article how our dining scene is picking up. Too bad they spell Capitol Hill wrong at one point and no one refers to H St. as Lower Capitol Hill. I’ve eated at Gillian Clark’s old restraunt and it had a lot of annoying rules and signs, but the eggs were amazing.

January 14, 2009. Eat this, Steph. Leave a comment.

Survey: Which inaugural ball should I go to

Here are my options thus far:

1. The Art of Change

2. Washington, DC Fashion Industry and Young Professionals Inaugural Ball

3. The Inaugural Salon

4. Subterranean Ball at Archie’s House of Funk

What ball should I go to?

January 13, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

A heart-warming tale for the ages

U.S. takes silver in Elephant Polo.

 

This is how they had to practice. What dedication!

January 12, 2009. I can has animals, News, Steph, World saving. Leave a comment.

Vintage Barack & Michelle

love it.  thanks, politico.

January 12, 2009. Tags: , , . Emily, Politicals, Pretty. 1 comment.

Get Ready: PHISH REUNION

But they are not stopping in Vermont. This Charlotte woman is sad.

January 10, 2009. FYI, Music, News, Steph. Leave a comment.

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