Female Urinals: what gives?

In my unnamed office building, 30 out of the 120 bathrooms contain something called “female urinals.” They look like this. I have no idea how to use them. Luckily a high-level governmental official has been made aware of the problem.

I got this image from a site called urinal.net.

March 31, 2009. Tags: . Do not want, Matate, Not pretty, Politicals, Steph. 2 comments.

Seemed appropriate

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There

March 30, 2009. Steph. Leave a comment.

a puggle named apple

kinda catchy and very adorable.

March 30, 2009. Tags: . I can has animals, Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

Funny but so wrong

Delicious Obama Fingers

March 28, 2009. Do not want, Eat this, Matate, Politicals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Grey Gardens the movie … Cannot Wait!

Drew does a pretty good “Mother darling.”

March 28, 2009. Add this to your calendar, Pretty, Steph, TV, Want. Leave a comment.

this is ridiculous

seriously padma? this is paris hilton territory

also, she keeps eating the hamburger but it never gets smaller. hmmmm.

March 27, 2009. Tags: , , , . Ads we like, Becko. Leave a comment.

The coolest My Little Ponies you will ever see

Speaking of My Little Ponies…

I think my sister Margaret showed me Mari Kasurinen‘s Star Wars-themed My Little Ponies a few months ago, and I really should have posted about them back then. In case it’s not immediately obvious to you, these are the greatest things in the universe. Not just because they’re really cool conceptually, but because they’re spot on. Take, for example, My Little Edward Scissorhands:

That pony has the exact same emotion as Johnny Depp does. Yeah yeah, I know. It’s a My Little Pony that’s dressed up like Edward Scissorhands. Ha ha. But it’s crazy awesome.

Also, the Joker. I know it’s a My Little Pony, but it’s just about as creepy as Heath Ledger was.

Not all of them are dark and creepy. Some are really super funny and sweet:

Heman (Dan’s favorite)

Anyway, these are fantastic. Check out others (Boba Fett, Han Solo, Cewie, The Bride from Kill Bill, Alien, Predator, etc) on Mari’s website.

March 27, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. 1 comment.

I want to be burried in the middle of this circle

It looks so peaceful.

This reminds me of when I was a little girl and I used to arrange all my My Little Ponies in a circle around me. And if I was feeling particularly amitious, I’d use my troll dolls, too.

Anyway, this artist (Brooke Inman) uses colored pencils, photographs, markers and other shit to do this. I can just imagine Emily watching me do something like this and saying “You’re stressing me out!”

March 27, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Design, Emily, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Your vote required – which bathing suit is more likely to appear in your nightmares?

So my sister and I had a race tonight to find the world’s ugliest bathing suit. Here are the three that I think are the absolute worst. Please vote on which one you believe to be most unflattering.

Option A

From Victoria’s Secret for $164 (I shit you not)

Option B

Also from Vicky’s, but amazinly on sale for $34 (they’re practically giving them away…gee, I guess NOBODY WANTED TO BUY IT)

Option C

From Delias for $29.50


March 27, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Do not want, Fashiony, Is this pretty?, Matate, Nora, Not pretty, Viral. 3 comments.

Need: Undo Send

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/03/25/gmail.labs.email/index.html

March 26, 2009. Innernette, Steph, Want. Leave a comment.

sappy sap sap sap

i love this commercial. i think it’s super cute. does this make me lame?

March 26, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Ads we like, Becko. 1 comment.

Christ this looks good

Maurice Sendak + Arcade Fire + Karen O + Spike Jones

March 25, 2009. Crush, Pretty, Steph, Want. 2 comments.

Cute but sad and scary at the same time

Clouded snow leopard cubs.

March 25, 2009. Eat this, I can has animals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Invisible Bicycle!

i’m obsessed with this.  more here

March 25, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Emily, World saving. Leave a comment.

Pharrell will sing and dance for his McDonalds

I love Pharell.  Especially when he’s trying to get McD’s to open early!  Hilarious.

March 25, 2009. Tags: , , . Emily, Videos, World saving. Leave a comment.

this is what it looks like when kittens giggle

Via Zooborns

March 24, 2009. Tags: , , . I can has animals, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

New Improv Everywhere makes me happy

Emily: I love watching New Yorkers’ cold hearts melt.

March 24, 2009. Tags: , . Nora, Pretty, Viral, Want, World saving. Leave a comment.

Kitty cat

Ok, I haven’t watched this with sound or all the way through, but Ryan suggested I post it and he is generally reliable when it comes to crap.

March 23, 2009. I can has animals, Innernette, Steph. 3 comments.

google chrome experiments

i don’t entirely understand what google chrome is. im sure someone will explain or i could ask wikipedia and find on in a sec but im jetlagged and exhausted from my trip to iceland (ill post more about this later). SO… google chrome has put up these cool experiments. i suggest the…

video puzzle

browser talk

and ball pool

mostly because these were all featured today but I tried them all and they were fun. browser talk requires a microphone though and ball pool almost made my computer explode (after a few tries it sounded like it was about to take off) but they are all super fun. browsermation looked fun too but i couldnt get it to work. check out all of the chrome experiments here.

ps. thanks steve for showing this to me and thanks to jr for making fun of me for not knowing what google chrome is

March 20, 2009. Tags: , . Becko, Innernette. Leave a comment.

Blog of the Day: Make Something Cool Everyday

looking for some inspiration? this is an amazing blog with new images/art made everyday by this dude (Brock Davis?). below are some of my faves so far in 2knine. (there is a flickr pool too for make something everyday – here)

March 20, 2009. Tags: , , , . Becko, Blogz, BOD: Blog of the Day, Design, Pretty. 1 comment.

Teeth ice cube trays

gross! I do not want this teeth ice in my bedwater!  That has the potential to haunt my dreams.   Drew’s find from here.

March 19, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Do not want, Emily, Matate. Leave a comment.

New headboard for the recession

I have wanted a headboard for a WHILE but probably am not going to spend hundred of dollars on that at the moment.  Nora, I’m suprised you haven’t posted this already:

TA DAA .. it’s made from electrical tape and i think it’s pretty. Via Apartment Therapy. More tape art is coming to the Bklyn museum too.

March 19, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Design, Emily, Want. Leave a comment.

Sheep LED art

this via Nadia who is having a pretty inspired internet day.

nadia: internetz explosion

March 19, 2009. Tags: , , , . I can has animals, Innernette. 2 comments.

We need this for the Idiotarod next year

Luxury!

From my new favorite Chair Blog

March 17, 2009. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Did you know this guy is the voice of Elmo?

I didn’t.  He’s cute!  How adorable is that?  I thought it was a lady!  This Ricky Gervais vid has made the rounds but it’s pretty great if you haven’t watched it.

March 17, 2009. Tags: , , . Emily, FYI, TV. 1 comment.

If I ever tell you I want to watch Gossip Girl…

shoot me in the face please. Because this show is terrible. Seriously. It’s a brain abortion.

epicfail

March 16, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Do not want, Eat this, FYI, Matate, News, Nora, Not pretty, Politicals, TV. 3 comments.

chuga chuga chuga CHOO CHOO: All Aboard the Murakami Train!!!

So the fantastic (c) Murakami exhibit (which we saw at the Brooklyn Museum) is now in Spain, and I have to say, I loooove how they’re promoting the exhibit on the trains!!

Pictures from Arrested Motion

March 15, 2009. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. 1 comment.

Grain Edit’s interview with Frank Chimero

I’m a big fan of Frank Chimero. His state illustrations are fantastic (when’s New York, Frank? Or Vermont, or Indiana??), and I used to have this inspirational poster as my desktop at work for a while (the “Aw, Damnit” part got to me, eventually). Anyway, Grain Edit interviewed Frank recently, and it’s really fascinating. I’m not even a graphic designer or much of an artist (though I’m known to doodle geometric shapes on notebooks at work).

The whole interview is a great read, but my favorite part is when Frank describes how he comes up with the ideas for the states. Here’s an excerpt:

Here, I’m trying out a few ideas. Something long and curling? An alligator? A fish? A manatee? Nah. That manatee doesn’t look like one. It’s too skinny. Not cowish enough. Doesn’t work well with the shape. The alligator is nice, but too predictable? His legs don’t integrate in very nicely into the shape. A train? Oh. Wow. That’s nice. Maybe we can use the smoke to trail off to the left to fill that difficult space. Ok. Bingo!

So cool. Anyway, Frank also mentions this great video he did for Good Magazine. I hadn’t seen it before and I suggest you watch it both for his great drawings and for the info.

March 15, 2009. Tags: , , , . Crush, News, Nora, Pretty, Videos, Want, Work, World saving. 1 comment.

Apparently, rugs are back in as wall hangings

Which, I kind of disagree with. But this shit is fun. I’d say it’s even a little much for me though.

From Apartment Therapy.

March 15, 2009. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty. Leave a comment.

Scanwiches

This site scans sandwiches and then posts them. Awesome.

March 12, 2009. Tags: , , , . Nora, Want. 1 comment.

Oh man, Barbie + JONATHAN ADLER = MY dream house

So Jonathan Adler designed a real Barbie Dream House in honor of her 50th birthday. And. It’s. Awesome. Photos below from LAist.

LOVE those chairs. More amazing photos here

March 12, 2009. Tags: , , . Crush, Fashiony, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty, Want. 4 comments.

More toilets I want

Wish you could flush potatoes using less water? Well, you’re in luck.

March 12, 2009. Tags: , , . Nora, Pretty, Want, World saving. 1 comment.

Athlete Life Fail



This article was really interesting and sad.
Reason number 385983 to to use condoms: you don’t want to be paying child support on nine different kids. I’ve been posting a lot about the need to use protection lately, huh?

March 11, 2009. Do not want, FYI, Matate, News, Steph. Leave a comment.

I love this bridge so much!

Thanks to Steph B. for this one.

Remember when Pee Wee said he loves fruit salad and then Ms. Yvonne goes, “Why don’t you marry it?” and fucking Pee literally did it!? Apparently this is not a very unique event and the name for people who do this is objectum-sexuals. One lady even married the Eiffel Tower.

March 11, 2009. Eat this, Steph. Leave a comment.

hahaha ewww hahaha ewwww hahaha ewww

thanks nadia for grossing me out and making me laugh at the same time


ps. it’s better with sound

March 11, 2009. Tags: , . Becko, I can has animals, Videos. 2 comments.

Happy Birthday CrapWeLike!

Today is CWL’s 1 year anniversary!  In celebration,  here are our top three posts most trafficked posts of all time (sorry, definitely not our BEST posts..)

#3:  NSFW, unless you’re on someone else’s work computer

aka – the post about the Verizon guy looking up kind of dirty vids on my work computer including Man With World’s Biggest Penis and this:

#2:  Suri Cruise is so cute my eyes can’t compute

#1 – For Liz

Honorable mention goes to this dog is better than michael phelps.

Top search engine referral terms for the year: ed westwick, bulldog puppies, michael phelps, suri cruise, the hills, nom nom nom

in conclusion: Gossip Girl, Suri Cruise and penis vids are the way to go.  Here’s to another year of CWL and maybe actually moving over to crapwelike.com.. somedayy, I promise.

March 11, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Becko, Blogz, Dan, Emily, FYI, Nora, Steph, World saving. 2 comments.

For Steph: Grey Gardens remake coming to HBO

March 11, 2009. Tags: , , . Emily, Steph, TV. 2 comments.

Bad Paintings of Barack Obama

Well that’s really all there is to say about this site.

March 10, 2009. Matate, Not pretty, Politicals, Steph. Leave a comment.

Best Band Name Ever

radio3.cbc.ca/bands/S-For-Steph (you will have to cut and paste and then hit play all otherwise i think it just streams live)

Not bad music either.

March 9, 2009. Pretty, Steph. Leave a comment.

New TV crush alert

I love Luke from this season of The Amazing Race.  He’s adorable and is so sweet to his mom. I am watching tonight’s episode twice on DVR, to be honest.

March 9, 2009. Tags: , , . Crush, Emily, TV. 2 comments.

Sleeping Bag suit

can I wear this to my wedding??

Sleeping bag suits. Do Want. Thanks Swiss Miss.

March 8, 2009. Tags: , , , . Fashiony, Is this pretty?, Nora, Pretty, Want. Leave a comment.

Very Weird Phil Collins News

Anne Marie sent me this. I’ll admit it, I don’t even really know what the Alamo is.

March 7, 2009. FYI, News, Steph. 2 comments.

Weird. I don’t get it. Why?

I think the couch dress has already been posted. But why would people pay actual money for this.

Wow this site is really starting to freak me out.

March 7, 2009. Do not want, Fashiony, Is this pretty?, Matate, Steph. Leave a comment.

For Meetza: Kitty Kat Playhouse

Justin sent this to me with the question “how does the cat get in?”

March 5, 2009. I can has animals, Steph. Leave a comment.

When you’re just having one of those days

Post something here: http://www.fmylife.com/. I might have to write them about my commute to work on Monday when it was really snowy.

March 5, 2009. BOD: Blog of the Day, Do not want, FYI, Innernette, Steph. Leave a comment.

I’m terrified of Tonya Harding

Watch your back, Barack.  Tonya Harding doesn’t give a fuck!

March 3, 2009. Tags: , , , , , . Emily, Not pretty, Politicals, Videos, Viral. Leave a comment.

Poochie is running

Judging from the number of views this video has, apparently I’m late to this. But it’s still awesome.

Thanks Isabel.

March 3, 2009. Tags: , , . Dan, I can has animals, Innernette, Videos. Leave a comment.

I want this Toilet

We’ve all had awkward moments in an “away bathroom” situation (as Liz Lemon would say), but that’s why everyone should have a toilet with the capacity to flush 3.5 LBS OF DOGFOOD. Gracefully.

I promise it’s worth the headache of clicking this link and letting it load:

http://www.stthomascreations.com/video/player.html

March 3, 2009. Tags: , , , . Nora, Want, World saving. 6 comments.

Make a font of your handwriting

Want.

http://www.fontifier.com/

March 2, 2009. Tags: , , . Is this pretty?, Nora, Steph. Leave a comment.

A little wrong, right?

Really wrong, actually

Obama sushi. Watch the whole process here.

March 2, 2009. Tags: , , . Eat this, Nora, Politicals. 1 comment.